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Hundreds of Missing Fargo Residents Found
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Hundreds of Missing Fargo Residents Found

March 23rd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – It’s been a very cold and depressing winter season this year. This has left hundreds of out-of-state family members worried as they haven’t heard from their loves ones who live in the Fargo tundra...
Fargo To Build System Of Tunnel Roads
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Fargo To Build System Of Tunnel Roads

February 4th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a last-ditch effort to save downtown Fargo, smart city planners are planning a federally-funded feasibility study to investigate the likely possibility of connecting struggling downtown Fargo to the...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
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Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

January 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...
Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf.  His Story.
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Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

January 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
Official FM Observer Pimp Cup
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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Ladies and gentlemen, lay your eyes on the official FM Observer Pimp Cup.  It’s a cup.  It’s a shaker.  It’s even a flashlight.  If you run out of bullets, use the ones that are fashioned around the base of...
Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory
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Doyles Taxi Ad Spot in Fargo’s 1953 City Directory

December 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Doyles Taxi Cab ad spot in Fargo’s 1953 City...
Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo
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Pimp Academy opening in downtown Fargo

December 11th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A young, flashy entrepreneur is bringing his tacky-yet-unapologetic business local. Ricky Duffman, CFO of Vandelay Industries, (the developer of a very lucrative smartphone app) has taken to the streets of...
No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party
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No I’m Not Coming To Your Herbalife Party

December 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND –  You’ve probably heard of this company called Herbalife before.  Either through your friends or your friends’ friends, and not by choice.  Herbalife is a multi-level marketing company and pyramid...