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Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign
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Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign

September 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Commander-In-Chief of Fargo’s underground homeless community is making a strong push for re-election this November. Frank Donovan, or “Hobo Frank” as he is more affectionately known, is...
ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot
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ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

August 30th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...
Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo
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Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo

July 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A property management company has decided to get innovative and cutting edge with their leasing options. An apartment complex on 9th Avenue Circle in Fargo has completely filled vacancy inside the actual...
Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers
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Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers

July 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local on-duty uniformed police officers were reported to have had a little fun at the expense of a bachelorette party over the weekend. Two Fargo police spotted a party bus parked outside the Old Broadway night...
Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity
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Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity

July 5th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The recent string of tomato plant bombs in the downtown Fargo area has certain business patrons and residents on high alert. These tomato plant buckets have been popping up in random locations on sidewalks...
Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage
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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage

July 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...
Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream
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Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream

June 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate...
Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest
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Sting Operation At Dog Park Results In Arrest

June 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The police K-9 unit in Fargo, acting on an anonymous tip, recently enacted a sting operation resulting in an arrest at the dog park on 45th Street in Fargo. The tipster, who shall choose to remain anonymous,...
Fargo To Crack Down On Small Businesses
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Fargo To Crack Down On Small Businesses

June 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Small business owners, and by small business I mean panhandlers, will have to take their business elsewhere. Panhandlers have been filing business license applications in records numbers lately in the hopes to...