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UPDATE: Super AIDS reign of terror showing no signs of stopping
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UPDATE: Super AIDS reign of terror showing no signs of stopping

May 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – With its tiny but deadly hands held firmly at the throat of our quiet community, the Super AIDS virus continues its unrelenting reign of terror on the home front. Human bodies are still being violently...
Cleanup Week In Fargo-Moorhead Leaves Strange Items On The Curbside
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Cleanup Week In Fargo-Moorhead Leaves Strange Items On The Curbside

May 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – It is Clean Up week around the Fargo-Moorhead area or the Scavengers Super Bowl other people call it. This week, thousands of people will throw various filthy piles of shit they have been hording in their house...
Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo.  Husband Missing.
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Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo. Husband Missing.

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since April, many birds have started their seasonal migration back to the Fargo-Moorhead area.  One of the those birds is a peregrine falcon named Miracle.  Since 2008, Miracle and her mate Dakota Ace have...
Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.
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Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.

April 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – You can tell spring is finally here as seen by the boners casually sticking out of men’s shorts or the increase of car crashes across the Fargo-Moorhead area.  Fargo-Moorhead has seen a dramatic increase...
Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota
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Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota

April 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University.  Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.
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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University. Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.

March 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent...
Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar
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Rock 102 FM’s news radio makeover causes expected uproar

March 22nd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Was there ever any doubt that residents occupying the broadcast area of the Rock 102 FM radio frequency would voice their discontent over the channel’s new talk radio format changeover? Not in the...
“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court
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“March Madness” Defense Fails Miserably In Court

March 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Observer is surprised to learn that yet another hapless defendant and his bumbling pro bono lawyer went with the “March Madness” defense, only to get laughed at by a veteran judge who has...