‘Noble Sheet’ Newsletter To Keep Everyone Updated, Connected, And In The Loop

Fargo, ND – Sign up now for the hottest monthly newsletter to hit the region since the Pony Express. The new Noble Sheet Newsletter will freely be available to everyone for a nominal fee of $120 per year. Not only will...

Fargo ND Being Used As Test Site By Algore For Global Warming

Fargo, ND – If you notice some major swings in temperature, humidity, and weather happenings around Fargo-Moorhead in the next few years, it will most likely be related to Algore. His new Climate Reality Project is being...

Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...

FM Observer’s Long-Time Mentor Dies At The Very End Of His Life

Eastern West Fargo, ND – Bernard Idiovance, who was very instrumental in encouraging the founders of the FM Observer to begin such an undertaking, is now in the hands of the undertakers. Dear Bernard was not only a mentor...

Man Tweaks Life Plan After Doctor Tells Him He May Not Live Forever

Fargone, ND – When Mr. Verner Foot walked into his doctor’s office, he was honestly thinking that he would live forever. When this came up during office visit conversation, his doctor gently broke the news to Verner...

UND Football Team Adds Moose As Running Back To Roster In Effort To Beat The Bison

Grand Forks, ND – In a last ditch effort to topple the NDSU Bison football team, the UND former Fighting Sioux have enlisted the help of an almost unstoppable running back. As you might expect, his name is Bullwinkle and...

National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...

UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...

Kindergartener Hitchhikes Home After School Bus Drops Him Off 75 Miles From Home

Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...

Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment

Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...