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Paula Deen Dropped From Human Race
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Paula Deen Dropped From Human Race

July 1st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Geneva, Switzerland – The International Human League has unanimously voted to strip Paula Deen of her human status. Recent sub-human activities by Celebrity chef Paula Deen, 66, have forced the IHL Central Counsel...
Ridiculously Healthy Foods To Eat While High
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Ridiculously Healthy Foods To Eat While High

June 22nd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
No time for a short intro!  Let’s get to the food!     Combine a McDouble and McChicken together into one.  Feel those arteries clog.  Often called the McGangBang. Insructions: Buy a McDouble burger.  Buy a...
Collection of Xbox One Memes
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Collection of Xbox One Memes

June 15th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Microsoft left E3 a little sore in the tushy area this past week.  Their Xbox One reveal didn’t make many people happy.  In fact it has now spawned a bunch of memes.  Here are a collection of some of the memes currently...
How To Say A Useful Phrase In 10 Languages
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How To Say A Useful Phrase In 10 Languages

May 30th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Eel River, Indiana – In the FM Observer’s on-going effort to bring you free, cutting-edge, continuing adult educational trainings, we take you to Eel River, Indiana where we’ve been invited to take a vicarious...
Summer Fashion Tips
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Summer Fashion Tips

May 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – Summer is right around the corner.  Are you aware of what you wear?  Do you know what’s ‘IN’ as far as fashion goes?  Follow these summer fashion tips and you will feel too cool for school....
Learn To Count Just Like Indians
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Learn To Count Just Like Indians

May 19th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Lakota, Dakota – Besides being your ever-reliable source for the latest in serious satirical fake news journalism, the FM Observer can also be a powerful free educational tool for many who seek to continuously expand...
Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator
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Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator

May 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Proof that Connor Kenway of Azssassins’ Creed III likes to rub one out at inappropriate times. Get a room Connor...
Owning a Microsoft Windows 8 Computer
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Owning a Microsoft Windows 8 Computer

April 20th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  Jim: Hey Todd.  Can you send an e-mail to our very valuable customer who contacted us today for me please?  My computer needs to reboot for a Microsoft update. Todd: No can do Jim.  I’m already in the middle of a...
Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013
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Best Rap Lyrics of The Week – DMX Here Comes The Boom 4-21-2013

April 16th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
This weeks Best Rap Lyrics of The Week award go to the late and great DMX.  Is he still in jail?  Anyways, this is from the song Here Comes The Boom.  An older song but so so great.  A sniplet of some of the best...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

April 9th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...