Editorial

North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked
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North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked

March 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...
Tales of a Struggling Economy: Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr.
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Tales of a Struggling Economy: Garbage Peddler Pete Wrigley, Jr.

March 20th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The less-fortunate have fallen on even harder times than we could have possibly imagined. As evidenced by the photo shown here, a downtown Fargo area transient was exposed recently as an utterly shameless trash...
Come Ready to Party, Leave Drunk and Stupid.
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Come Ready to Party, Leave Drunk and Stupid.

March 14th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
North Dakota Tourism Ad is Scandalous! Leave a Legend? As a young woman with many male friends, I would just like to say that the new North Dakota Tourism ad is outrageous! North Dakota people don’t go out “on the...
Instagram Sucks and So Do You
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Instagram Sucks and So Do You

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
What is Instagram you ask?  It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take.  Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...
At my W.I.T.S. end
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At my W.I.T.S. end

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
A reactive reflection of what winter does to the mind, and its timely ending. I am finally at the end of my WITS. WITS, meaning, of course, Winter Introspective Terror Syndrome. It’s a common affliction–something we...