Editorial

Stop Yelling At Me
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Stop Yelling At Me

August 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
What is it with all the commercials these days.  In everyone they seem to be yelling at me or acting in threatening manors  What did I do?  Why do I deserve to be yelled at?  Do they not know that the volume increases when...
What The Fuck Is Wrong With Craigslist
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Craigslist

July 26th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
For the past two months I have had the displeasure of using craigslist to find another car since I sold my other one.  Unfortunately it’s the only option I have because all the other sites are filled with dealers and I...
Just For Men Touch of Gray
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Just For Men Touch of Gray

July 1st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  For only $6.95, you can keep just SOME of that gray but not all of it.  If you’re feeling lazy and only want to dye half of your hair but keep the gray, then use Touch of Gray! When you think having just a...
Are You A Loser?
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Are You A Loser?

June 11th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Loser Creek, Missouri – Have you ever wondered if you’re a Loser? Ever honestly wondered if your personality categorization might not quite make it into the normal range? The U.S. Federal Census Bureau has come up...
Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream
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Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream

June 3rd, 2013 | by Nick
Mapleton, ND—Who said you had to be asleep to live the American dream? That’s baloney! A small-town meth dealer from Mapleton, North Dakota who goes by the street name “Bizznatch” has taken his talents to...
I Only Speak Ecard Now.
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I Only Speak Ecard Now.

April 5th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
You’ve seen them.  You’ve probably posted one, two, or twelve hundred.  Ecards are the new scourge of facebook. Everyone’s original thoughts have now finally gone the way of the dodo bird.  Intellectual...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2.  Come On Man!
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To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2. Come On Man!

March 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
My eyes are starting to get bloodshot.  I’ve been celebrating the religious superbowl.  The selecting of the new pope. I’ve been up since Tuesday morning anticipating the conclave and the electing of the new pope. ...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Another $tupid Que$tion
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Another $tupid Que$tion

February 27th, 2013 | by Johnnny
The Money Doctor is back once again to address one lucky reader’s inquiry. If you have any stupid questions about money or finance that you might like to have answered, simply leave them down below in the comment section of...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$

January 23rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...