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Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter
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Local Man Depressed It’s Not Winter

April 16th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Phil McCrackin is a family man.  A man who enjoys the great outdoors, spending time with his kids, and cooking his family large and exquisite dinners.  He is also a happy man whom his friends say is one of...
North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor
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North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor

April 12th, 2012 | by Nick
Cavalier, ND – Pembina county is in need of a lead prosecuting attorney. Amidst political controversy that forced the last county prosecutor out of office, the position has been left vacant for the past couple months. This...
Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park.  Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.
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Scheels All Sports To Turn Into Amusement Park. Will Sell Sporting Goods On The Side.

April 12th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Scheels All Sports, the Behemoth of the Midwest, will transform it’s enormous and very popular sports store in Fargo into an amusement park the FM Observer has learned.  Scheels is known for its wide...
Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo.  Husband Missing.
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Miracle, A Female Peregrine Falcon Returns To Fargo. Husband Missing.

April 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Since April, many birds have started their seasonal migration back to the Fargo-Moorhead area.  One of the those birds is a peregrine falcon named Miracle.  Since 2008, Miracle and her mate Dakota Ace have...
Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.
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Running, Rollerblading, Biking, Hotties, Causing Car Crashes Across The Fargo-Moorhead Area.

April 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – You can tell spring is finally here as seen by the boners casually sticking out of men’s shorts or the increase of car crashes across the Fargo-Moorhead area.  Fargo-Moorhead has seen a dramatic increase...
Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota
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Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota

April 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
A New generation in Moorhead is breaking the librarian stereotype
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A New generation in Moorhead is breaking the librarian stereotype

April 3rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Moorhead, MN – As I walked into the library, the cool air with a tint of old book smell hit my nose.  It reminded me of my young days in elementary school.  Looking around I could see piles of books stacked up around...
Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University.  Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.
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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University. Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.

March 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent...
Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.
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Man apparently falls off a railroad bridge in North Fargo.

March 26th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Authorities Sunday night pulled a man out of the Red River.  The man was believed to be walking on the railroad tracks that are located between Fargo and Moorhead when he allegedly fell in the river. ...
Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit
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Fargo Buffalo Wild Wings Patron Goes Ape Shit

March 23rd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape like behavior was...