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Pop singer Madonna extremely satisfied with penis arm implants
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Pop singer Madonna extremely satisfied with penis arm implants

April 6th, 2012 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA – World-renowned pop music singer and diva Madonna was recently asked in an interview about the satisfaction and comfort of her penis arm implants: “I absolutely love them. They fit me so well. They...
Android Gets Instagram.  Apple Fans’ Buttholes Hurt.
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Android Gets Instagram. Apple Fans’ Buttholes Hurt.

April 5th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The ever so popular Instagram iPhone application popular among dirty hipsters and dumb fucks in general, was released for Android a couple days ago.  In case you didn’t know how much I love Instagram, you...
Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide
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Struggling website Google+ threatens suicide

March 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA – In a not-too-surprising outcry stemming from lack of acceptance, the struggling social networking website Google+ has been audibly lamenting ever being born with threats of self-harm and suicide. The...
Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND
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Josh Duhamel Lobbying to Purchase and Move City of Minot, ND

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
With much fame and fortune earned, Josh Duhamel reaches out to his home town. Minot, ND – Hometown kid-turned Hollywood celebrity Josh Duhamel is reaching out to his hometown in the best way he knows how. Mr. Duhamel has...