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Source Of Haze Over Fargo Discovered
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Source Of Haze Over Fargo Discovered

July 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Northwest of Fargo, ND – The source of the smoke that’s been causing the haze over Fargo has been discovered. It turns out to be coming from Mr. Gary Lofton’s continuous bonfire. Unfortunately, according to Mr....
Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games
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Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games

July 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games. The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your...
New FM Lakes Shuttle Service To Alleviate Weekend Traffic
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New FM Lakes Shuttle Service To Alleviate Weekend Traffic

June 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Corporation will begin providing driverless shuttle service to the popular Minnesota lakes area in an effort to alleviate weekend traffic jams. Pick up points in the FM area will be from all...
NDSU To Offer Rock Balancing As Major Field Of Study
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NDSU To Offer Rock Balancing As Major Field Of Study

June 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University is proud to announce that a major in Rock Balancing is being added to its fields of study. Canadian-born Professor Dr. Michael Grab who now headquarters out of Boulder, CO will...
FMO Announces Winner Of 1st Dubious Yard-Of-The-Month Award
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FMO Announces Winner Of 1st Dubious Yard-Of-The-Month Award

June 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – And the winner of the June 2015 Dubious Yard-of-the-Month Award goes to… Hagos Tekle Gosposka Ulica 100 1251 Moravče If you think YOUR yard qualifies YOU for the Dubious Yard-of-the-Month Award,...
Father’s Day Surprise: Wife Gives Birth During Rollercoaster Ride
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Father’s Day Surprise: Wife Gives Birth During Rollercoaster Ride

June 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sandusky, OH – To celebrate the longest day of the year, Dr. Michael Hunt and his lovely wife Susan decided to go for a fun afternoon ride on the Millennium Force rollercoaster in the Cedar Point amusement park. This...
Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad
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Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad

June 17th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A young boy raising tadpoles for his fricking frog farm believes area mosquito sprayings caused one of his pet tadpoles to grow to Godzilla-sized proportions. The MegaToad which the boy named Goliath is...
Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House
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Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House

June 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties. In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city...
Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights
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Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights

June 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what some are calling a bold move, the Fargo Airport will soon allow street racing on the runways during times between flights. “Rather than endangering people on the city streets, the long Hector...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...