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Some Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller
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Some Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller

November 8th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is very sad to say that we recently lost a friend and one of the Founding Fathers of this website. On Sunday, October 26th, Cody Marthaller lost his long battle with cancer at age 32. Back...
ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages
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ND Measure 9 To Ban Happy Marriages

November 3rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Due to an avalanche of misleading language, hidden agendas and incompetent proofreaders, North Dakota’s midterm elections will now include a ballot measure that would outlaw all happy marriages. Measure 9...
Fanatical Mathematical Radical Goes On Problematical Sabbatical
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Fanatical Mathematical Radical Goes On Problematical Sabbatical

October 28th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An overly-zealous Fargo math teacher has been suspended from teaching. Students in Mr. Cal Cuelator’s third grade class had been complaining of having a steady heavy load of math homework assignments....
Downtown Project Seeks To Turn Street Vomit Into Barf Art
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Downtown Project Seeks To Turn Street Vomit Into Barf Art

October 23rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – The growing problem of vomit in the streets of downtown Fargo due to late-night binge drinkers has had city leaders’ stomachs churning for some time. However, a local group of forward-thinkers believe they...
Downtown Business Owners Looking to Curb Curb-Vomit
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Downtown Business Owners Looking to Curb Curb-Vomit

October 23rd, 2014 | by Nick
The prevalence of vomit on city sidewalks has locals concerned. Fargo, ND—In case you haven’t been downtown lately, or have been downtown but have not yet encountered a lurching pile of partially-digested filth on the...
Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit
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Fargo Debates Downtown Vomit

October 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – City officials in Fargo are urgently wondering if you think more should be done about vomit on the streets in downtown Fargo. While some people here are understandably anti-vomitus for the struggling downtown...
Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription
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Child And His Parent Fail To Sell Your Cheap Ass A Magazine Subscription

October 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—For the third consecutive year, Tommy and his father Craig have stopped by your house unannounced to try and sell you some junk publication you’ll never read. And for the third consecutive year, your cheap ass...
Gandalf Costume Sales Skyrocket As Area Dorks Prepare For Halloween
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Gandalf Costume Sales Skyrocket As Area Dorks Prepare For Halloween

October 17th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Local costume stores are reporting record sales for Halloween this year. Top sellers include perennial favorites such as Spiderman, Snow White, and Satan, along with the usual Obama masks and kitten ears....
Changing and Falling Leaves Concern EPA
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Changing and Falling Leaves Concern EPA

October 7th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Environmental Officer Carl Carlson watched in horror as hundreds of leaves in Munsinger Gardens in St. Cloud seemingly jumped from their branches and floated silently to the ground. Carlson is among many Environmental...
Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose
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Student Annoys Class with Runny Nose

October 6th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Roseville, MN — Students of Gretta Jurcak’s sixth period math class exchanged eye-rolls as classmate Andy Struum sniffled his runny nose for nearly an hour. Struum’s snorting began midway through third period...