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Creative Ways To Decline An Offer (Besides Just Saying No)
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Creative Ways To Decline An Offer (Besides Just Saying No)

February 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer recently brought in two excellent professional life coaches to instruct our entire staff on how to say “NO” in a number of different ways. Let’s face it, there are many...
‘Smiling Depression’ Is Now Considered A Disease Treatable With Drugs
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‘Smiling Depression’ Is Now Considered A Disease Treatable With Drugs

February 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
​Death Valley, CA – Did you know that smiling is almost a sure sign of depression? “Smiling Depression” is something you’ll want to start watching for amongst your family, friends, and co-workers. People...
Doctors Believe If You Can Live Long Enough You Might Be Able To Live Forever
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Doctors Believe If You Can Live Long Enough You Might Be Able To Live Forever

February 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Stanford, CA – Would you like to live forever? What if you had the option of not aging? Medical researchers now think that if you can live another 30–50 years, you might be able to live as long as you want without...
Let The FM Observer Help Express Your Love On Valentine’s Day
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Let The FM Observer Help Express Your Love On Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Heartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park. This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love....
Top Ten Winter Words North Dakotans Are Getting Really Sick Of
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Top Ten Winter Words North Dakotans Are Getting Really Sick Of

February 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Our FM Observer reporters fanned out across the region to knock on doors asking people what winter words they are getting most tired of hearing. After doing so, we then empirically compiled the comprehensive...
Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies
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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

February 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...
Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Being Pressured To Do The Moonwalk
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Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Being Pressured To Do The Moonwalk

February 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Richmond, Virginia – After boasting that he won a dance contest in the 1980s by doing Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk, leading Democratix are calling on Virginia’s governor Northam to do the moonwalk....
‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen
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‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen

January 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...
Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway
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Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

January 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People
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New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People

January 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...