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Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback
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Sales Exec Serves As Lookout During Illicit Video Playback

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation
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Phone Call Bails Area Man Out Of Face-to-Face Conversation

March 4th, 2015 | by Nick
The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS
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United Nations Hires Liam Neeson To Eliminate ISIS

February 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
Retro Spective Of Johnnny’s Last 100 Posts
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Retro Spective Of Johnnny’s Last 100 Posts

February 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Since 200 is such a nice round number (and Roman Numeral CC), it was decided to use the occasion of my 200th post to take a trip down memory lane. South Park celebrated its 200th episode by calling it simply “200”. It...
Win A New Robot For The New Year
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Win A New Robot For The New Year

December 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – It is time once again for some lucky person or family to have a chance to Win-A-Robot. This particular robot is programmed to do multiple tasks such as: lift your car, crack an egg, answer the doorbell,...
Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas
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Wrap Framed Art To Decorate Your Home For Christmas

December 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
North Pole – With the Christmas and Festivus holiday season almost here you probably have all your shopping done, trees decorated, stockings hung up, cards sent out and cookies in the oven. If you want a fun and easy idea...
Join FMO On A Whirlwind Trip Around The World
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Join FMO On A Whirlwind Trip Around The World

December 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Make New Friends While Seeing 100 Cities In 100 Days Fargo, ND – We here at the FM Observer are gearing up for our 1st Annual Trip Around The World. The plan is to hit one hundred cities in one hundred days of fun-packed...
Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever
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Stephen Kink’s New “Toxic Santa’s Revenge” Promises To Change Christmas Forever

December 2nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Toxico, NM – A new book by Stephen Kink which is scheduled to be released before Christmas will permanently alter your holiday mindset. It’s a dark tale about the “original” Santa who after being poisoned...
Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’
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Kate Middleton Deems Dental Hygiene ‘Unpractical’

December 1st, 2014 | by Sam Wigness
With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident
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Fargo Man Seriously Injured In Giant Jenga Accident

November 6th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – A fun night with friends took a terrifying turn after a Giant Jenga game suddenly collapsed, authorities say. Fargo firefighters rescued local resident, Pete Saykes from the pile of Giant Jenga pieces around 2...