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Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States
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Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States

August 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The next president of the United States wants to thank you in advance for your vote by dropping $100 bills from the sky. If you live in a key battleground state, expect to see Donald Trump’s plane doing...
Many Fargo Dogs And Dog Owners Using Magic Mushroom Therapy To Create A Closer Bondage
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Many Fargo Dogs And Dog Owners Using Magic Mushroom Therapy To Create A Closer Bondage

August 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – For dog owners wanting to create a closer bond between themselves and their dogs, Magic Mushroom Therapy™ is showing some very promising results. Magic Mushroom Therapy™ now can safely provide you and your...
Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House
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Visit Fargo’s Famous Upside Down House

August 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of Fargo’s lesser known but more popular tourist attractions is the Upside Down House. Executive Director Chidinma Obialo who grew up upside down says Fargo’s Upside Down House is the only one of...
ND License Plates Being Widened To 14 Characters
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ND License Plates Being Widened To 14 Characters

August 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – The state that leads the country in grain growing, oil fracking, and honey bee production will also be the first state to offer double-wide license plates. North Dakota will soon widen its license plates to...
Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo
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Wild Zebra Continues To Run Rings Around Fargo

August 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – For some unknown reason, a wild zebra continues to run circles around the entire city of Fargo. According to our sources, this unusual activity began about a month ago. Some believe the animal is trying to...
In Case You’re Not Sure, Take The FMO Sanity Test
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In Case You’re Not Sure, Take The FMO Sanity Test

July 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – During the lazy hazy crazy days of summer, we here at the FMObserver Headquarters decided to provide a much-needed free community service by rolling out the next installment of our scientifically designed...
It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!
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It’s Official: Jar Jar Binks Is Moving To Fargo!

July 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After much behind-the-scenes planning and excitement, Jar Jar “JJ” Binks has decided to “settle down” in Fargo, North Dakota. Known for being one of the most popular of all the Star Wars...
New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!
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New UND Nickname And Logo Soon Announced: The Sundogs!

July 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname found to be too politically incorrect and the top vote-getter “North Dakota” being thrown out by The Committee, it looks like those with the power to decide are...
Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket
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Fargo Police Give Blue Angels Speeding Ticket

July 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Just as there are speed limits on the ground, a Blue Angels pilot just discovered that there are also speed limits over the city of Fargo. Blue Angels pilot Bucky Houston found this out the hard way when our...
Local Idiot Support Group Has Standing Room Only During First Meeting
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Local Idiot Support Group Has Standing Room Only During First Meeting

July 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After receiving an overwhelming number of requests, the City of Moorhead’s Idiot Support Group had its big kick-off meeting this week. It was scheduled to take place in a meeting room at the Public...