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Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights
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Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights

June 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what some are calling a bold move, the Fargo Airport will soon allow street racing on the runways during times between flights. “Rather than endangering people on the city streets, the long Hector...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve
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New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Kennedy Space Center, FL – NASA and the Burger King Corporation are very proud to announce that their joint effort to put a Burger King restaurant into space orbit has finally been realized. With today comes news that a...
FM Observer Soon Going 3-Dimensional
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FM Observer Soon Going 3-Dimensional

May 31st, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that it will soon become a 3-D website. All past, present, and future posts will be presented in three dimensionality. We have spent millions of dollars preparing our...
Fargo’s Redhawks Just Hoping To Win A Game
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Fargo’s Redhawks Just Hoping To Win A Game

May 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Redhawks baseball team off to a rough start to their season, players and fans are now simply hoping to eventually win a game. “We don’t care when it happens, just as long as we taste victory...
Super Fans Will Blow Storm Clouds Away
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Super Fans Will Blow Storm Clouds Away

May 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fanshawe, Oklahoma – The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) now possesses the capability of eliminating bad storm clouds. A special team of scientists led by Dr. Martin Zeeb have finally perfected the...
New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope
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New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope

May 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sabin, Minnesota – A new animal-friendly care institution recently opened South of Moorhead. The Sabin Observatory For Insane Animals (SOFIA) was designed to meet the special needs of pets that have gone completely crazy....
Leonard Nimoy To Be Rejuvenated With Project Genesis
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Leonard Nimoy To Be Rejuvenated With Project Genesis

May 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Leonard, Michigan – Even though the man who played Mr. Spock on Star Trek died on February 27, 2015, many believe that Leonard Nimoy’s spiritual essence, or katra, has been preserved. Videotape of Leonard...
Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit
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Fargo Man Accused Of Illegally Cloning Dachshunds For Profit

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Clemont Dill of rural Fargo is being charged with the illegal cloning of a Dachshund. He supposedly has cloned his favorite dog, Pickles, over 250 times. Mr. Dill claims that Pickles has won many...
Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”
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Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead. Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great...