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Minnesota’s Turtle Hunting Season Soon To Open
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Minnesota’s Turtle Hunting Season Soon To Open

March 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Turtle River, MN – It’s almost that exciting time of year again when turtle hunters of all shapes and sizes come out of their shells and gear up to go turtle hunting. Minnesota reports that a record number of turtle...
Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League
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Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League

March 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – During Peyton Manning’s formal announcement of retirement from the Denver Broncos, he used the opportunity to also discuss plans for his new Senior Football League. Peyton Manning: “Even though this...
Fargo To Host 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference
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Fargo To Host 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference

March 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo will soon be home to the 55th Annual National Taxicology Conference. Taxicologists from all across the country will descend upon Fargo to learn the latest about everything in the world of Taxicology! As...
All Climate Change Deniers To Be ‘Rounded Up’ And Sent To Work Camps
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All Climate Change Deniers To Be ‘Rounded Up’ And Sent To Work Camps

March 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Marfa, TX – Ever since the threat of carbon emissions was deemed to be the #1 threat to our country’s safety, Big Government is wasting no time in dealing with deniers of Climate Change. All who have publicly (or...
Led Zeppelin To Play For Giant Prom Dance At The Fargodome
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Led Zeppelin To Play For Giant Prom Dance At The Fargodome

March 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargodome officials were very excited to announce that Led Zeppelin will perform for an all-high school prom this Spring. The event coordinator, Ms. Ann Arky puts it this way: “Instead of many small little...
Zika Test Now Available
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Zika Test Now Available

March 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new Zika Test is now available. Most of the test results so far have been quite negative. State epidemiologists are hoping for more positive results in the future. In cooperation with the FM Observer,...
West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation
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West Fargo’s ‘War On Dogs’ Now To Include Deportation

March 1st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The fastest growing city in North Dakota, known as the “City on the Grow”, has also just declared its own “War on Dogs.” The most recent Dog Census revealed to city leaders that the...
Rachel Maddow Announces She’s Running For Governor Of North Dakota
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Rachel Maddow Announces She’s Running For Governor Of North Dakota

February 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Rachel Maddow has stunned the political world by announcing that she is running for Governor of the great state of North Dakota. Most people know Rachel Maddow as a popular political commentator who hosts the...
Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo
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Moorhead Finally Changing Its Name To East Fargo

February 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Residents and city leaders in the quirky town of Moorhead, Minisoda are just giddy with the idea they will soon be called East Fargo. “It’s been a long time coming and I’m so glad to still...
Try-Outs Now Open For Fargo’s New Table Tennis Team
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Try-Outs Now Open For Fargo’s New Table Tennis Team

February 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As the sport of table tennis continues to grow in popularity world-wide, Fargo is being proactive to stay ahead of the competition. Just as Fargo has its own baseball, hockey, and roller derby teams, the...