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Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity
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Jason Bourne Moving Back To North Dakota After Learning His Identity

October 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oakes, ND –  After learning that he lived and grew up in North Dakota prior to having his brain scrambled by the CIA, Jason Bourne has decided to move home again. Jason Bourne: I am very much looking forward to once again...
Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved
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Gawk Tour Bus To Visit Pipeline Protest Site Without Getting Involved

October 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Dapl, ND – Have you been wanting to see what’s going on with the Dakota Access Pipeline protesters without really getting involved? Would you like to watch history in the making while a major altercation is playing...
Researchers Confirm That Thursday Is The New Friday
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Researchers Confirm That Thursday Is The New Friday

October 27th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Duluth, MN – University of Minnesota at Duluth researchers have conclusively confirmed that Thursdays are now the new Fridays. Just as we at the FM Observer have longly strongly suspected, that all-important Friday slot has...
World-Famous Scandinavian Folk Singer Coming To Fargo
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World-Famous Scandinavian Folk Singer Coming To Fargo

October 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is very proud and excited to announce that world-famous folk accordianist Hidah Tinkenbörg will be performing in Fargo sometime in the “very near future”. Few singers ever achieve...
UFO Spotted Within Fargo City Limits
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UFO Spotted Within Fargo City Limits

October 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “If seeing is believing, then you can believe this one!”, said NDSU Ufologist Donald Parkins who captured this amazing unidentified flying object on special digital camera equipment. The clear image...
Global Warmers Now Say Global Cooling Is Evidence Of Long Term Warming Trend
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Global Warmers Now Say Global Cooling Is Evidence Of Long Term Warming Trend

October 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
International Falls, MN – After Global Warmers from all around the world met in Minnesota, they all agreed that slightly falsified data now conclusively shows that Global Cooling is part of Global Warming and that the only...
Many Companies See Benefits To Adding Whack-A-Mole To Their Employee Break Rooms
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Many Companies See Benefits To Adding Whack-A-Mole To Their Employee Break Rooms

October 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After celebrating a birthday at Chuck-E-Cheese, Connie Johnson had a great idea for the company where she worked. She put a suggestion in the Suggestion Box to have Whack-A-Mole machines installed in the...
During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump
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During Another Moment Of Confusion, Hillary Says She’s Voting For Trump

October 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Clintonia, USA – While ostensibly suffering from another moment of dazed confusion, Hillary’s Clinton announced she is voting for Donald Trump for president. After her army of aides and handlers tried to negate her...
Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself
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Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

October 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...
Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet
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Amnesia Support Group Forgets When And Where To Meet

October 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The good news is that the Fargo-Moorhead area does have a special support group just for people suffering from amnesia. The bad news is that the group has never actually met because no one has ever shown up...