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Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top
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Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top

May 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Yellowstone Lake, Wyoming – We think of Yellowstone National Park as 3,500 square miles of family fun and adventure. With all its amazing canyons, rivers, forests, and hot springs, it’s a favorite destination for many...
MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck
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MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck

April 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Somewhere, Minnesota – A group of resourceful environmental herbologists with a special knack for marketing organic health products will soon be selling pond scum (Pondis Scumius Major) carefully gathered from certain...
Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism
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Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism

April 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Baltimore, Maryland – The mayor of Baltimore will soon be given the Grace-Under-Fire Award by the National Association Of Mayors Institution (NAOMI). While Baltimore has been given the space and time to be pillaged, looted,...
National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation
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National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Weatherly, Pennsylvania – Our nation now faces the threat of having no weather forecasting for the foreseeable future thanks to Meteorologist Union Of Brotherhood Workers #2127, who is threatening a strike at midnight...
New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes
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New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you’re super hungry for a great breakfast, go to Hotcakes! The newest family restaurant in the FM area specializes in breakfast – all day long. At ridiculously reasonable prices, they offer large...
Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action
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Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action

April 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately. A 10%...
New Business Called “Janitors On Steroids” Coming To Fargo-Moorhead Area
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New Business Called “Janitors On Steroids” Coming To Fargo-Moorhead Area

April 21st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the ever-growing economy in the FM area, the need for excellent janitorial services grows with it. The FM Observer is proud to announce that we have personally invited a new business called “Janitors...
Moorhead Starting A Community Bongo Band
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Moorhead Starting A Community Bongo Band

April 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The progressive city of Moorhead, Minisoda is seeking members for its new Moorhead Outdoor Bongo Band (MOBB). The idea came from Moorhead resident Dr. Billy Bongo who teaches Advanced Bongo at M-State...
Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience
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Montana Pipe Dream A Religious Experience

April 15th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Helena, Montana – On this day in history, a veterinarian named James W. Hubbard (just call me “Jim”) would meet the love of his life, one young Philena “Jane” Potter. Jim and Jane would then, soon...
Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools
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Drought-Stricken California Looking To Dip Into Swimming Pools

April 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Drytown, CA – As California continues to suffer from its worst drought since their last bad drought, the California Water Authority is searching for ways to deal with the problem. It’s so dry in California that the...