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Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Being Pressured To Do The Moonwalk
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Virginia Governor Ralph Northam Being Pressured To Do The Moonwalk

February 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Richmond, Virginia – After boasting that he won a dance contest in the 1980s by doing Michael Jackson’s famous moonwalk, leading Democratix are calling on Virginia’s governor Northam to do the moonwalk....
‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen
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‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen

January 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...
Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway
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Moorhead Man Modifies Microwave Oven To Quickly Clear Snow From His Driveway

January 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – After his daughter suggested the challenge, Wiman Moravec of North Moorhead attempted to tweak an older microwave oven to operate while open, in order to clear all the snow from their driveway. After making...
New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People
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New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People

January 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...
Ringo Was The Most ‘Normal’ Of The Beatles
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Ringo Was The Most ‘Normal’ Of The Beatles

January 25th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – While he was in Fargo recently, purchasing a home in the Dinglewood Heights area, the FM Observer had a chance to chat with Ritchie Starkey, a.k.a. Ringo Starr, drummer for The Beatles. FMO: How would you...
Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate
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Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

January 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...
Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race
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Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race

January 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Hamstershire, UK – International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly. “What we have seen, in our extensive research,...
Fargo New-Born Is Suspected Time-Traveler Based On His Post-Birth Questions
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Fargo New-Born Is Suspected Time-Traveler Based On His Post-Birth Questions

January 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new-born baby who was able to speak just after birth is being treated as a bona fide, de facto, time traveler. The baby, who was given the name Evert Altmire, surprised the doctors and nurses shortly after...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People
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Long Cold Winter Starting To Take Its Effect On Normal People

January 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...