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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk
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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk

April 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue
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Man Hit By Train In Stable Condition While Recovering At The Morgue

April 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning. Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was...
FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month
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FMO Hiring Day Will Be A Week From Next Month

April 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Yes, once again it’s almost Hiring Day at the FM Observer! Because we’ve lost some impotent associates during this last hectically wonderful year, we’ll be looking to fill some key...
Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit
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Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit

April 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...
FMO Interviews United Airlines CEO Oscar Muñoz
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FMO Interviews United Airlines CEO Oscar Muñoz

April 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Chicago, IL – Our on-the-spot field agent reporter in Chicago is Zurdly Zervative who just happened to file this timely interview with the CEO of United Airlines after they forcibly removed a fully paid passenger from his...
Playing Slot Machines Good For Health
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Playing Slot Machines Good For Health

April 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
Fargo Man Demonstrates How To Levitate Using Advanced Meditation Techniques
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Fargo Man Demonstrates How To Levitate Using Advanced Meditation Techniques

April 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you believe in levitation but have never actually witnessed it, or if you would have to see it in order to believe it, then you’re in luck. Tony Vedic, who grew up in Levita, Texas but who now calls...
Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe
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Russians Hack Krispy Kreme’s Secret Recipe

April 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moscow, Pennsylvania – With no evidence to back it up, President Trump is alleging that the Russians have hacked Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and stolen their secret recipe. FM Observer: So, what do you think about the Russians...
New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway
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New FM Area Golf Course To Cross Interstate Highway

April 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an effort to keep up with a growing demand for golf courses in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area, Urban Golf Association Partners (UGAP) is opening its newest challenge along Interstate 94. It is called Fargo...
Cancellation Of UND Women’s Hockey Was Just A Bad April Fool’s Joke
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Cancellation Of UND Women’s Hockey Was Just A Bad April Fool’s Joke

April 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – As many expected, the recent announcement that the famed UND Women’s Hockey program at the University of North Dakota was just a complete fake-news hoax. It turns out that the university’s...