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FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News
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FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News

March 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A dream of our FMO Founding Fathers will soon come to pass: Having our very own university entirely focused on teaching every asspect of Fake News. What began as a basic remote summer camp with a few tents...
Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases
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Local Hospitals Reporting Increasing Numbers Of Gogopox Cases

March 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The first of many new 21st century diseases is making its presence known in the Midwest. Many over-crowded area hospitals are now reporting a sudden spike in the number of serious cases of Gogopox. This rare...
Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo
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Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo

March 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Actor Jack of the Nicholson clan plans to open a new bar in renascent downtown Fargo called The Cuckoo’s Nest. Not only does Jack Nicholson plan on opening a state-of-the-art bar in Fargo, but he also...
Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service
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Fargo’s Dr. Hendassa Calling It Quits After 150 Years Of Service

March 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s own Dr. Frank Hendassa has decided to finally retire after practicing medicine for 150 years. Dr. Hendassa opened the original Dakota Clinic out of a covered wagon back in the year 1867, the same...
Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes
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Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes

March 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently residents of opposing retirement homes in the Fargo area have been flashing gang signs back and forth at each other to the point where it has become “problematical”. Police reports...
Husband Of Peanut Farmer’s Wife Driving Her Nuts
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Husband Of Peanut Farmer’s Wife Driving Her Nuts

March 19th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Nuttsville, Virginia – Murly Spanielson says her husband is to blame for her having gone completely nuts. Ironically, Sparky Spanielson, a nut farmer by trade, has said he pleads not guilty to all charges except for maybe...
New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs
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New Fargo Donut Shop Specifically Designed For People On Drugs

March 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Entrepreneur Jami Hendrix is opening a new doughnut shop in Downtown Fargo. The unique thing about this donut shoppe is that it will be created with people on drugs in mind. Jami Hendrix: “Rather than deny...
Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings
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Fargo Downtowner Arrested For Repeated Dawdlings

March 17th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nyork Slocco, who calls the general downtown Fargo area his home, was arrested by police for “dawdling“. “No man! You got it all wrong. I was in no way dawdling! Dallying a bit maybe, yes, but...
FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies
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FM Area To Begin Spraying For Gadflies

March 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Aerial sprayers working in conjunction with NDSU bugologists will be taking their fight to the gadfly population this summer, along with the other usual suspects: mosquitoes. The gadfly (pronounced: gad-fly),...
Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups
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Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups

March 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Many civil liberties groups are beginning to push back against the Fargo City Commission’s early attempts to ban plastic bags from the city. They collectively say: “What Commissioner Jan Strond is...