July 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Vergas, MN – Trained experts from Minnesota’s department of natural resources are saying that some lakes are now starting to show early signs of fermentation. Dr. Martie Fenton, who has studied fermentation since he...
July 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...
July 20th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Neche, ND – The good news is: a man who was suddenly drowning in the Tongue River was saved by a large and alert dog. Unfortunately, the bad news is: once the man was pulled to safety on the banks of the river, the large...
July 17th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...
July 11th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – To celebrate the fact that the FM Observer has once again won the best website award in North Dakota, we are having a drawing for a brand new 1968 Mercury Cougar. This gem of a car is a two-door hardtop...
July 6th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...
July 6th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The new mayor of West Fargo is informally asking all homeowners to build a rock balancing (sometimes called a cairn) somewhere in their yard. FMO: What’s the thought behind this idea? Mayor: West...
July 4th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Spinnerville, NY – Governmental experts are now warning inhabitants of Earth that the spinning of our planet is really speeding up. Algore, who seems to be the most expert expert on this impotent issue, is predicting that...
June 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
June 19th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Wetonka, SD – With the sudden gradual onset of Global Wetting, marshlands in our area are beginning to get really bogged down. “These low-lying wetlands are becoming so darned waterlogged that some are now being...
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