January 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is cordially inviting all of our readers to email us any ideas for future posts that you would like to see (or not see). As a member of FM Observer’s Virtual Readers Board, not only...
January 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – After finding the man who may be responsible for causing Hawaii’s 38 minutes of mass missile-mishap manic panic, we are now finding out more about how it may have happened. Tong Turnbow does...
January 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Cooper, TX – History was made last night when Anderson Pooper swore 81 times on an hour long prime-time show. After Anderson decided to say “shit-hole” once, the dam had been broken, and it and variations of it...
January 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In a community-wide frenzied effort to get all cars washed prior to the return of Algore’s Polar Vortex, every car wash is expecting a record-breaking day. Lines into car washes could be so long that...
January 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Denver, CO – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been voted the Most Out-Of-Touch Person in the USA by the Common Sense Club. By his recent decision to rescind the James Cole Memo, AG Sessions is basically telling U.S....
January 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all...
December 31st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Evette Brickhouse set a lofty goal of building her own home. While sipping on a few jumbo margaritas with a friend three years ago, Ms. Brickhouse decided she wanted to build herself her own dream home...
December 29th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The good news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez got a cute little new Shih Tzu puppy for his family as a Christmas present. The bad news is: that Mr. Dorf Gonez forgot that their new little Pixy was tied up outside while...
December 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – During your family getogethers with in-laws, relatives, and other extended family members, it is not only a good time to share handshakes and hugs in order to pass your cold and flu germs on to others, but...
December 22nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Southern North Pole – Since saying Merry Christmas is possibly offensive to some, we here at the FM Observer Headquarters want to wish all our faithful readers very warm Winter Holiday greetings, to hopefully help...
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