October 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
October 18th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...
October 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...
October 13th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...
October 11th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Since 700 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 700th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
October 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
October 3rd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Yourtown, America – If you’re wondering what to do immediately after receiving a Presidential Alert on your smartphone from the National Wireless Emergency Alert System, simply follow these simple steps which were...
September 27th, 2018 | by
Johnnny A conversation with Walt Whitman (1819-1892) FMO: How do you feel about having an image of yourself on a postage stamp? Walt Whitman: If you done it, it ain’t bragging. FMO: Many consider you one of America’s great...
September 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Brainerd, MN – Recent scientific studies show that people who are wanting to collect cardboard boxes in order to store all their belongings in such an organized fashion is a sign of a much higher intellect. Dr. Debra...
September 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Green Bay, Wisconsin – Folks in the cheese state are snapping up the new $10 federal reserve notes like chiclets. After quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed his new mega-million dollar contract which runs thru 2023, the U.S....
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