April 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
April 22nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A very popular singing group from Fargo called Six Jumpy Biscuits will soon be performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Mr. Fallon discovered the group by accident when he literally ran them over with...
April 21st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Lazear, CO – In an effort to keep his promise to make American great again, President Trump will be using the LGBTQ for military weapons testing. As we all know, L.G.B.T.Q. stands for Laser Guided Bomb Testing Quadrants....
April 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
April 18th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning. Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was...
April 16th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Yes, once again it’s almost Hiring Day at the FM Observer! Because we’ve lost some impotent associates during this last hectically wonderful year, we’ll be looking to fill some key...
April 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...
April 13th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Chicago, IL – Our on-the-spot field agent reporter in Chicago is Zurdly Zervative who just happened to file this timely interview with the CEO of United Airlines after they forcibly removed a fully paid passenger from his...
April 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Jackpot, Nevada – A new comprehensive study by casinos shows that there are numerous health benefits associated with playing slot machines. Essentially, the more time spent playing slot machines, the healthier (and...
April 8th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – If you believe in levitation but have never actually witnessed it, or if you would have to see it in order to believe it, then you’re in luck. Tony Vedic, who grew up in Levita, Texas but who now calls...
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