November 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...
November 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, ND – On top of everything else already going on in the nation, this is also National Hallucination Day Month. Just imagine an entire month devoting each and every one of its days to honoring everything...
October 29th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...
October 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In a magnanimous gesture of possible future generosity, a long-time Fargo resident has vowed to give everyone living in Fargo one dollar if and when he wins a lottery jackpot. Roy Alleen Overdorf in his own...
October 23rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The bad news is things are not going well for Prince Harry and his wife and child while living in England. The good news is that Harry, Meghan Markle, and their baby Archie will soon be moving to Moorhead,...
October 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Mars, Milky Way – Even though scientists have now officially discovered life on Mars, they are admittedly a bit underwhelmed by the fact that it’s just some lichens. However, top Mars lichenologist Dr. Charles Nim...
October 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Westerville, Ohio – Almost everyone agrees that former Vice President Joe Biden won the 4th Democrat debate which was held in the iconic suburb of Westerville, Ohio. Here is the key moment when former VP Joe Biden cleverly...
October 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The quiet little town of Moorhead will soon be anything but once the National Zombie Apocalypse Survival Conference comes to town. What is the Zombie Apocalypse? As it’s described in the Zombible, the...
October 12th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The good news is that your FM Observer just hired one of the best weather forecasters in the business. The bad news is that our very own Dr. Noblin Glasgow is predicting the worst winter ever for our North...
October 7th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Gotham City, NJ – Critical feedback of the new Joker movie is giving it many thumbs up. Here are what some of our favorite movie critic friends are saying about Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker movie: Luther Frack: This new...
