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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...

How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)

Groove Park, USA – Have you been thinking you need to find your Groove Pattern? Many just like you have been yearningly searching for their Groove Pattern before that window completely shuts in their life. Luckily, your FM...

Dickinson Team Name Changing From The Midgets To Just “The Dicks”

Dickinson, ND – The small town of Dickinson, North Dakota was once simply known for being the home town of the famous actress Angie Dickinson. But now, the Dickinson School Board is in the cross-hairs of a new and extremely...

Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling

Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...

Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes

Fargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...

People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...

The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift

Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...

Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...

Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan

Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...

ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!

Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...