October 28th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – As a public service in the name of survival safety, the infamous clown named Uncle Screwball (who is best known for freaking kids out) wants to warn parents and children to stay away from any scary-looking...
October 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – One tip the FM Observer would like to share with our beloved readers is to get out and do some pre-shoveling prior to a winter storm. What is pre-shoveling, you may ask? Pre-shoveling is proactively doing...
October 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Even before it officially opened its doors for business, the Fargo Lobster Bisque Company is officially closing its doors. Selbo Berquist is the owner of the already defunct Fargo Lobster Bisque Company who now...
October 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny New York, NY – With girls now joining Boy Scouts for the challenge, boys are now joining Girl Scouts for the cookies. Pat Hades, a transexual by birth, and who now is executive director of American Scout Society, believes...
October 13th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
October 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
October 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, in Southeastern North Dakota – The FM Observer is proud to announce that we are interested in hiring a Senior Retro-Tech to our staff of Information Technologists. Candidates must be willing to work in a...
October 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
October 3rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds. Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in...
September 27th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Anthem, AZ – A new federal executive order that just took effect when it was signed by President Trump now considers any form of not respecting the American Flag and the National Anthem prior to any sort of competition to...
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