February 26th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Daytona Beach, FL – The FM Observer will be watching the Daytona 500 this year with an extra element of excitement. Buddy “Bloody” Driscoll will be our designated driver and driving the #99 Nascar in hopes of...
February 25th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is in consideration talks to purchase the entire City of Fargo. Our top-notch negotiators have been assiduously working on securing a mutually beneficial deal with the City of Fargo. Since...
February 24th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that Marv Hoppler will be coming to Fargo soon to do what he is famous for: Motivational Speaking! Dr. Hoppler has won numerous awards as one of the best motivational...
February 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
February 22nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A long-time resident of Fargo who was one of the first to originally support the Red River Diversion feels that the city needs a little extra motivation to get the job done. So, Harold Myerson is planning on not...
February 21st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – This summer’s highly anticipated Fargo Reggae Fest is excitedly stoked to announce that Jamba Joot will be the headlining act at this year’s all-star event. Jamba Joot has played at literally every...
February 20th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Pepper Pike, OH – Dr. Pepper, who’s become a well-known physician throughout the country because of his promotion of health on his television show, is encouraging all his patients to drink more soda pop. “In the...
February 19th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Following the new theme of reinventing government, North Dakota lawmakers have voted to cut their own pay by 15%. “This will show the legendary people of North Dakota that we are serious about making...
February 18th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Dilworth, MN – The Minnesota Animal Task Force has reported that a large reptilian pet that escaped from its steel cage gradually wandered over into a nearby neighbor’s yard where it consumed a small man. The victim...
February 17th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In a historic vote which passed almost unanimously, Fargo city commissioners collectively concurred on beginning the long and arduous process of finding a community in the exotic country of Guatemala that might...
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