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Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment
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Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment

August 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland
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President Trump To Swap The Blue State Of California For Greenland

August 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket
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Poetry Contest Could Be Your Ticket

August 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has unanimously voted to sponsor another poetry contest! Simply gmail us a rhyming poem you’ve written, preferably about your self. Based on the quantity and quality of...
New Programmable Robot Kicks Dogs Whenever They Bark
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New Programmable Robot Kicks Dogs Whenever They Bark

August 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Do you have a daily problem with your dog or a neighbor’s dog barking too much? Well, they finally have made a robot that does something worthwhile! The new Bark-bot model X300 is specifically...
Fargo Man A Dead Ringer For Leonardo Da Vinci
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Fargo Man A Dead Ringer For Leonardo Da Vinci

August 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You may have seen him walking in and around the greater Fargo-Moorhead area while frequenting some of his favorite spots such as the library, the planetarium, and Italian restaurants. His name is Davin...
Golf Tournament Pummeled With Watermelon-Sized Hail
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Golf Tournament Pummeled With Watermelon-Sized Hail

August 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Golfball, USA – During a recent golf tournament, players and fans were stunned when hail the size of watermelons began to pound the entire golf course area. Some people were hit by the melon balls while others hid under...
Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase
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Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase

August 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members
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New Church Giving Whole Bottle Of Wine With Communion To Attract New Members

August 5th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – In an effort to attract and keep new members, the Church Of Bountiful Grace is offering each member a full bottle of wine along with a full loaf of bread at every communion service. Pastor Loften Wibeto...
If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000
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If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000

July 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota
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Man Chased By Prairie Dog In Western North Dakota

July 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...