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Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea
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Alleged unicorn lair found in North Korea

December 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Pyongyang, North Korea – I believed it the entire time. I never gave up hope that they were real, and now, we can finally put the speculation to rest. The unicorn exists! Proof that the one-horned, white horse of mythical...
Three Shoppers Killed During Cyber Monday Rush
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Three Shoppers Killed During Cyber Monday Rush

November 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Associated Press – The volatile shopping atmosphere of Thanksgiving weekend has taken its toll on those who risked life and limb to participate. Black Friday saw thousands of furiously aggressive maniacs take to the aisles...
Massive Traffic Jams As Word Gets Out Of Hostess and Twinkies Demise
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Massive Traffic Jams As Word Gets Out Of Hostess and Twinkies Demise

November 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – In States all across the U.S., especially Mississippi, Alabama, and West Virginia, massive traffic jams are causing catastrophic mayhem. On Friday, November 16, Hostess Brands Inc announced that it will wind...
Developers Announce App Designed to Waterproof Your Smartphone
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Developers Announce App Designed to Waterproof Your Smartphone

November 16th, 2012 | by Nick
San Francisco, CA – An exciting and innovative new mobile app concept has finally made its way to the market. Get a load of this…are you ready? It’s an app that water-proofs your smartphone!! Vandelay Industries...
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Kellogg’s To Release Brand New Product Line In Colorado and Washington.

November 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Battle Creek, MI – In the wake of the recent election, Kellogg’s plans to release a brand new product line specifically for the states of Colorado and Washington. For the supporters of marijuana, it was a historic...
Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday
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Wal Mart Helping Shoppers Gear Up for Black Friday

November 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Bentonville, AR – The visionary brain trust contained at Wal Mart headquarters in Bentonville, AR is setting the stage for Black Friday by implementing protective measures for their late night/early morning shoppers....
Romney Loses By Landslide.  Walmart To Blame.
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Romney Loses By Landslide. Walmart To Blame.

November 7th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Washington, DC – The presidential election is finally over.  Obama wins by a landslide and will continue on being President of the United States for another 4 years.  However, new reports are coming in as to why Romney...
Official Mitt Romney Press Release
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Official Mitt Romney Press Release

October 5th, 2012 | by Nick
Boston, MA – With the presidential campaign in full swing, Mitt Romney has made very significant strides as the Republican front-runner. He and his running mate Paul Ryan have made their share of gaffes, and yet they trudge...
McDonald’s Sandwich Lover Awarded $2 Million Settlement
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McDonald’s Sandwich Lover Awarded $2 Million Settlement

October 2nd, 2012 | by Nick
Pittsburgh, PA – A McDonald’s customer suing the world-famous restaurant chain for damages caused after burning himself on a hot Big Mac has won his case. Ryan Deerfield of Pittsburgh, PA took it upon himself to sue...
NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far
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NASA Roundup: What We Know About Mars So Far

August 23rd, 2012 | by Nick
Pasadena, CA – Mission control for the worldly popular Curiosity on Mars excursion has released a preliminary report of the rover’s findings. These highly unclassified and somewhat opinionated documents provide detail...