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Fargo Clock Shoppe Owner Jailed For Refusing To Change His Clocks To Daylight Savings Time
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Fargo Clock Shoppe Owner Jailed For Refusing To Change His Clocks To Daylight Savings Time

March 11th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The owner of Ye Olde Clock Shoppe in Fargo is refusing to change all of the clocks in his shoppe to Daylight Savings Time. Mr. Eagan Tinch who has owned Ye Olde Clock Shoppe since it opened in 1967 says he does...
Fargo Artist Paints First-Ever Moving Picture Using Kinetic Oil Paints
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Fargo Artist Paints First-Ever Moving Picture Using Kinetic Oil Paints

March 9th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Local artist Amsterdam Douglass has apparently achieved the unachievable! This semi-famous Fargo artist, previously mostly known for his altruistic generosities, has now somehow painted an oil painting that...
Fargo Man Gains Sixty Pounds In One Sitting At All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
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Fargo Man Gains Sixty Pounds In One Sitting At All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

March 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Richard Roundhouse of rural Fargo entered the House Of Food buffet restaurant weighing 310 pounds. When Mr. Roundhouse finally decided to leave the House Of Food three hours later, the scale indicated that...
Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle
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Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle

March 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – In what authorities are describing as a very rare occurrence, a hungry large polar bear wandered into a grocery store in North Fargo. It is believed that some of these arctic carnivores are being driven...
FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties
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FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties

February 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer understands the importance of saying a bedtime prayer each and every night before retiring to dreamland. In fact, we believe this has been a big reason why we’ve been so successful at...
Dr. Harshnel Quadflop Called In To Investigate Fargo’s Recent Outbreak Of Ekbom’s Syndrome
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Dr. Harshnel Quadflop Called In To Investigate Fargo’s Recent Outbreak Of Ekbom’s Syndrome

February 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – As if Fargo didn’t already have enough problems to deal with (such as beavers, flooding, and pinochle), now city leaders can add an unexpected and unwanted outbreak of Ekbom’s Syndrome to its...
Creative Ways To Decline An Offer (Besides Just Saying No)
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Creative Ways To Decline An Offer (Besides Just Saying No)

February 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer recently brought in two excellent professional life coaches to instruct our entire staff on how to say “NO” in a number of different ways. Let’s face it, there are many...
‘Smiling Depression’ Is Now Considered A Disease Treatable With Drugs
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‘Smiling Depression’ Is Now Considered A Disease Treatable With Drugs

February 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
​Death Valley, CA – Did you know that smiling is almost a sure sign of depression? “Smiling Depression” is something you’ll want to start watching for amongst your family, friends, and co-workers. People...
Doctors Believe If You Can Live Long Enough You Might Be Able To Live Forever
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Doctors Believe If You Can Live Long Enough You Might Be Able To Live Forever

February 20th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Stanford, CA – Would you like to live forever? What if you had the option of not aging? Medical researchers now think that if you can live another 30–50 years, you might be able to live as long as you want without...
Let The FM Observer Help Express Your Love On Valentine’s Day
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Let The FM Observer Help Express Your Love On Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Heartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park. This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love....