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Fargo Restroom Patrons Can Use Whichever One They Want Based On How They Feel
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Fargo Restroom Patrons Can Use Whichever One They Want Based On How They Feel

April 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – To avoid any possible messy lawsuits, all public and private businesses in Fargo will now be required to allow anyone to use whichever bathroom they want based on how they feel at that moment. So, if...
Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary
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Free FMO Adult Ed Classes To Increase Your Vocabulary

April 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters. This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With...
Newly Painted Downtown Fargo Buildings To Add Some Much Needed Color
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Newly Painted Downtown Fargo Buildings To Add Some Much Needed Color

April 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Peter Maxim, an NDSU student majoring in Color Psychology, has come up with a great idea to make Downtown Fargo more attractive. During the summer, Peter’s project called “Color My World” will...
Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week
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Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week

April 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Fargo City Commission starting to run out of things to talk about, people in the FM area will soon have an unexpected opportunity to vote on whether or not Fargo should change from the normal seven...
Today Is National Haiku Poetry Day!
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Today Is National Haiku Poetry Day!

April 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Yes, it is once again National Haiku Day! These are those short 5-7-5 syllable poems that made China famous. We here at the FM Observer use haiku poems as our standard default method of inter-office...
Fargo Marathon Decides To Not Have One Set Route
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Fargo Marathon Decides To Not Have One Set Route

April 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unlike past years when Fargo Marathon runners had to run a pre-defined, set route to a pre-determined finish line, this year the full marathon runners will be able to run their own routes. As usual, all runners...
FMObserver Lands Exclusive Interview With Mr. Stephen Hawking
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FMObserver Lands Exclusive Interview With Mr. Stephen Hawking

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
FMO: What is time? Stephen Hawking: I invite you to set aside your present preconceptions of time and consider the possibility of creating multiple duration streams as a quantitative measure for the day when demand for increasing...
Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet
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Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Trumbull, Nebraska – When Daniel Boddington first decided that he wanted to become a trumpet player in the school band, his family was so happy and excited. Daniel’s parents spared no expense and bought him a brand...
North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag
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North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag

April 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – After the Fighting Sioux won their eighth national hockey championship, and with the fifth straight national title for the NDSU Bison football team, North Dakota has decided to change its state flag and...
Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo
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Undercover Investigation Uncovers Underground Senior Citizen Fight Club In Fargo

April 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After a lengthy two-day investigation by your FM Observer, we recently turned up disturbing news about some dangerous seasoned citizens in our area. What we learned is that some small groups of large men calling...