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Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal
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Plans For New Clay County Jail Looking Quite Penal

April 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – With the current jail having been built in the 1890s, Clay County Commissioners were excited to finally see plans for their new jail. Even though it will be a brand-new, state-of-the-art facility, architect...
Obama Pens Exec Order Forcing All States To Raise Min Wage To $30/Hour By 2040
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Obama Pens Exec Order Forcing All States To Raise Min Wage To $30/Hour By 2040

April 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Not to be outdone by Governor Jerry Brown in California, President Obama just signed into law via another Executive Order, a new law which mandates that all 57 states increase their minimum wage to $30 per...
Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her
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Delegate To Sue Party Convention Because Nobody Would Caucus With Her

April 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Dorothea Toppen went to the 2016 North Dakota Democrat Convention wanting to caucus but no one would caucus with her. So, Dorothea Toppen is planning on filing a lawsuit against the North Dakota Democrat...
Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park
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Excitement Builds For New ‘Fargo Diversion’ Theme Park

March 31st, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As support for the proposed FM Red River Diversion Project wanes due to emotional and financial fatigue, excitment is now waxing for a brand new theme park to be called: The Fargo Diversion! City Commissioner...
North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America
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North Fargo’s Ponyland To Become Largest Refugee Resettlement Camp In America

March 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – City Commissioners unanimously approved moving ahead with the rezoning of Ponyland into a Syrian refugee resettlement camp. Workers have already begun transforming the old Ponyland into what will soon be...
Travel With All Your FMO Friends To Magical Goosey-Goosey Island!
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Travel With All Your FMO Friends To Magical Goosey-Goosey Island!

March 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Ocean Butte, Atlantic – Are you in minor need of a major getaway or vice versa? Has your March Madness turned into March Sadness? Looking for a trip to trump all trips? It’s time once again to sign up for FMO’s...
Top 10 Responses To FMO’s Man-On-The-Street Question: What If The Unthinkable Happens?
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Top 10 Responses To FMO’s Man-On-The-Street Question: What If The Unthinkable Happens?

March 25th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Our main man, Peter Quisling, is back out on the unswept sidewalks of the infamous Downtown Fargo, asking random people his most interesting Question-of-the-Day: What if the unthinkable happens? After gathering...
Lime Disease Traced Back To Margarita Happy Hours
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Lime Disease Traced Back To Margarita Happy Hours

March 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Rochester, MN – At the Hellmann’s Mayo Clinic, researchers have positively linked Lime Disease to the excessive drinkage of lime-flavored margaritas. Scientific data shows that people who consume multiple jumbo lime...
Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In First Two Rounds Of March Madness
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Dolphin Correctly Picks Every Game In First Two Rounds Of March Madness

March 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Dolphin, Virginia – A smiling dolphin named Debbie successfully beat the odds and picked every game correctly in the first two rounds of the 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament. The exact number of different combinations for...
Fargo Boy Holding Helium Balloons Now Somewhere Over Michigan
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Fargo Boy Holding Helium Balloons Now Somewhere Over Michigan

March 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
(Somewhere over) Flint, Michigan – While playing with a bunch of helium balloons in the backyard, seven year old Tommy Sauerson decided to grab “just a few more”. As the second-grader from Fargo’s Heritage...