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Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming
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Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming

November 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Thanks to Algore for first inventing the Internet, and then Global Warming, Fargo’s new Party Barge will be providing tours of the Red River throughout the entire year. The Party Barge is an actual...
New Family Fun Game For The Holidaze: Add-On Swear Word!
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New Family Fun Game For The Holidaze: Add-On Swear Word!

November 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is rolling out a new family-fun game just in time for the fucking holidays. It’s called Add-On Swear Word! One brave family member simply starts it off by saying a swear word out loud....
The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick
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The Ralph Engelstad Arena Being Dismantled Brick By Brick

November 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – On the same day that out-going UND President Robert Kelley announced that the Fighting Sioux will now forever after be called the Fighting Hawks, workers quietly began the slow and painful process of...
With Turkey Shortage From Bird Flu, Many Opting For Emu On Thanksgiving Table
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With Turkey Shortage From Bird Flu, Many Opting For Emu On Thanksgiving Table

November 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdseye, Utah – After losing millions of turkeys to the avian flu, the resulting turkey shortage is causing many to seek an alternative for their traditional Thanksgiving dinner. At the very first Thanksgiving, the...
Ancient Roman Ruins Found Just South Of Jamestown, North Dakota
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Ancient Roman Ruins Found Just South Of Jamestown, North Dakota

November 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Gackle, ND – A lone deer hunter accidentally discovered some ancient Roman ruins near the town of Gackle, North Dakota. The Romans are believed to have settled in this rural area of North Dakota after Columbus gave them a...
Edible Cricket Farming Providing Many Fargo Families Extra Income During Sluggish Obama Economy
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Edible Cricket Farming Providing Many Fargo Families Extra Income During Sluggish Obama Economy

November 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With healthcare costs becoming more and more unaffordable due to increasing premiums and deductibles under the UnAffordable Care Act, many Fargo families have turned to edible cricket farming in an effort to...
For Thanksgiving, Win Your Family A Trip To Turkey!
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For Thanksgiving, Win Your Family A Trip To Turkey!

November 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fatsa, Turkey – Readers of the FM Observer are invited to submit their application for a trip-of-a-lifetime to Turkey for Thanksgiving. In your application, briefly explain why you and your family should be selected for...
Volunteers Needed As Fargo Seeks To Break Beer Drinking Record
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Volunteers Needed As Fargo Seeks To Break Beer Drinking Record

November 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Worthy volunteers are being sought as Fargo gears up to break the world record for the most amount of binge beer drinking performed during a 48-hour weekend. The record Fargo seeks to break is “average per...
World’s Fastest Banjo Player Coming To Fargo To Do Free Banjo Workshops
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World’s Fastest Banjo Player Coming To Fargo To Do Free Banjo Workshops

November 2nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Pickens, West Virginia – The undisputed fastest banjo player in the world is coming to Fargo, North Dakota! Ol’ Joe Perkins has long been the fastest banjo player in the world. Banjo Joe first became the world’s...
US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose
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US Military Top-Secret Balloon Dog On The Loose

October 30th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Harrisburg, PA – A very large runaway military doggy balloon was recently seen in the skies around Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. The giant brownish wiener dog-shaped balloon is reportedly for a special military mission to...