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Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis
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Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis

November 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Red River Valley – After years of maps and meetings, officials are throwing their hands up and saying “Enough is enough!” “We give up and need a fucking break from all this shit.” said Norman...
New Trans-Sexual Hair Salon Opens In Moorhead
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New Trans-Sexual Hair Salon Opens In Moorhead

November 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A brand new hair salon will soon be opening in Moorhead.  And it’s name shall be Flaire. It shall exclusively cater to trans–sexuals. And it’s name shall be Flaire. Owner, Flaire Dane,...
Former Coach’s Nightclub Location Survives Suicide Attempt
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Former Coach’s Nightclub Location Survives Suicide Attempt

July 8th, 2013 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN—The downtown location of a former hip & now, with it and wow nightclub has survived an apparent suicide attempt. The past home of Coach’s Sports Pub on 6th Street and Center Avenue in Moorhead set itself...
Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020
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Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020

April 24th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap.  Not this year. This year you will have to hold onto your complete and...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?
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KVRR Fox of Fargo-Moorhead Weather Reporter Says What?

January 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Imagination time. Late one evening I was sitting on my couch completely nude, besides my long white socks, and enjoying a nice warm cup of tea.  I was hours into reviewing quantum mechanics equations (I do this...
November 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s Happening in November
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November 2012 EVENT CALENDAR: What’s Happening in November

October 26th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here is a list of F-M Observer sponsored events and happenings taking place in the area this November. Saturday, November 3: PSYCHOGRAPHY: JOIN THE F-M GYPSY COALITION AS THEY LEAD YOU ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE...
Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame
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Man Arrested In Moorhead Assault Says His Affliction Shirt Is To Blame

September 24th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
  Moorhead, MN – Earlier this month, a man was arrested for assault and sexual assault for attacking a woman in downtown Moorhead. Richard Haaland, age 46, was arrested at his home after a video near the crime scene...
Burglar Breaks Into Sunset Lanes In Moorhead.  Doesn’t Find Shit.
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Burglar Breaks Into Sunset Lanes In Moorhead. Doesn’t Find Shit.

June 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Moorhead, MN – Moorhead police would like your help in catching one dumb fucking criminal who broke into Sunset Lanes around 2 a.m. Sunday.  Police say he forced a door open to find a shit load of used bowling balls....