Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations
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Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

October 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...
Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up
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Fargo’s Winter Softball League Open For Sign-Up

October 28th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Organizers of Fargo’s Winter Softball League are seeking those who would brave the elements to do some recreating outdoors during months normally spent hibernating indoors. Birton Westfall and Walston...
Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day
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Fargo Woman Fired From Her Good Job For Having A Bad Hair Day

October 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?
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Dr. Finance: Should I Buy Some Lottery Tickets For The Mega Jackpot?

October 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct
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Indian Summer Celebrated By Many Even Though It’s No Longer Politically Correct

October 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Summerset, SD – It’s what many in our area have long been waiting and hoping for, and now it’s finally arriving: Indian Summer! For any employed workers who are lucky enough to have some extra vacation days,...
Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”
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Older Cats Not Too Hip On Trendings Of Younger “Cool Cats”

October 15th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cathead, PA – There seems to be a growing disconnect between older “establishment” cats and the new younger generation of kittens. For example, some young kittens, like little Felix, are starting to wear hats to...
Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On
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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On

October 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...
Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)
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Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)

October 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Since 700 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 700th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?
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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?

October 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...