Fargo Witch Heading To Trial
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Fargo Witch Heading To Trial

March 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Deirdre Cummings has been charged in Fargo District Court with three counts of witchcraft, bewitching, and witchery. Ms. Cummings will soon be on trial for multiple counts of practicing her practice within Fargo...
Fargo Student Has Seriously Woke Minecraft
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Fargo Student Has Seriously Woke Minecraft

March 5th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – One Fargo student has taken his Minecraft building talent to surreal levels. Geil Carmeister, 12, has caught the attention of friends, teachers, and the FM Observer with his uncanny ability to depict real...
FM Observer Hiring SPAM Email Answerer
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FM Observer Hiring SPAM Email Answerer

March 3rd, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Our email address fmobserver@gmail.com has been getting its ass kicked by SPAM lately and our receptionist Blenda has been unable to keep up. Between sifting through the seemingly constant flow of corporate...
Andrew WK To Give Up Partying For Lent
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Andrew WK To Give Up Partying For Lent

March 2nd, 2017 | by Nick
Palo Alto, CA – The Observer has learned, via a tweet posted on Facebook via a StumbleUpon to Reddit cross-post, that famous party animal Andrew WK has formally given up partying for lent. During the next 39 or so days, WK...
Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui
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Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui

February 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Honolulu, Hawaii – As if it didn’t already have enough beautiful paradise islands, the state of Hawaii has overwhelmingly voted to add another inhabitable island to its current list of seven. The new island is going...
Fargo’s Most Famous Poet Tries To Explain His Best Works
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Fargo’s Most Famous Poet Tries To Explain His Best Works

February 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Nedley Graves is known far and wide as probably thee most famous poet to ever call Fargo, ND his home. His whole life has been spent writing poetry to the extent that his home is so full of it that it was...
FMO’s Buddy Driscoll Will Be Driving The #99 Car In The Daytona 500 Race
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FMO’s Buddy Driscoll Will Be Driving The #99 Car In The Daytona 500 Race

February 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Daytona Beach, FL – The FM Observer will be watching the Daytona 500 this year with an extra element of excitement. Buddy “Bloody” Driscoll will be our designated driver and driving the #99 Nascar in hopes of...
FMObserver To Purchase City Of Fargo For Undisclosed Number Of Bitcoins
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FMObserver To Purchase City Of Fargo For Undisclosed Number Of Bitcoins

February 25th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is in consideration talks to purchase the entire City of Fargo. Our top-notch negotiators have been assiduously working on securing a mutually beneficial deal with the City of Fargo. Since...
Motivational Speaker Marv Hoppler Coming To Fargo For Some Accelerated Sessions
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Motivational Speaker Marv Hoppler Coming To Fargo For Some Accelerated Sessions

February 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that Marv Hoppler will be coming to Fargo soon to do what he is famous for: Motivational Speaking! Dr. Hoppler has won numerous awards as one of the best motivational...
Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly
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Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

February 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...