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How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)
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How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)

December 19th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Groove Park, USA – Have you been thinking you need to find your Groove Pattern? Many just like you have been yearningly searching for their Groove Pattern before that window completely shuts in their life. Luckily, your FM...
Dickinson Team Name Changing From The Midgets To Just “The Dicks”
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Dickinson Team Name Changing From The Midgets To Just “The Dicks”

December 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dickinson, ND – The small town of Dickinson, North Dakota was once simply known for being the home town of the famous actress Angie Dickinson. But now, the Dickinson School Board is in the cross-hairs of a new and extremely...
Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling
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Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling

December 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...
Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes
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Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes

December 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...
People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers
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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

December 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift
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The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift

December 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog
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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

December 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan
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Other States Envious Of South Dakota’s Clever New Meth Slogan

November 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...
ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!
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ND DOT Has Plans To Reduce Driver License Wait Times From 4 Hours Down To Only 3 Hours!

November 25th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargone, ND – The North Dakota Department of Transportation has been working overtime to come up with some plans to decrease wait times to get driver’s licenses and that newly mandated REAL ID. As wait times have...
Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
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Fargo Man Crushed To Death While Trying To Carry 99-Pack Of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

November 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In an unfortunate incident involving the purchase of beer, an elderly Fargo man met his demise when he tried walking off with more than he could carry. Mr. Cantine Pinkney, upon seeing the giant cases of Pabst...