January 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...
January 18th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Hamstershire, UK – International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly. “What we have seen, in our extensive research,...
January 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new-born baby who was able to speak just after birth is being treated as a bona fide, de facto, time traveler. The baby, who was given the name Evert Altmire, surprised the doctors and nurses shortly after...
January 15th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
January 11th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Are you starting to feel the negative effects of winter? Do normally easy small tasks seem bigly challenging? Maybe you’re suffering from WHAKOH like most other people living in Fargo. WHAKOH stands for:...
January 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – An ongoing search for a pair of Fargo magicians keeps coming up empty. The Wee Brothers, who describe themselves as professional illusionists, are seemingly no where to be found after disappearing from their...
January 8th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo Central, ND – While some change orgs are petitioning to merge South and North Dakotas into one MegaKota, others believe it’s time to merge Fargo’s two original high schools back together again. The person...
January 5th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A young and upcoming filmmaker from Fargo has boldly announced his presence in the film-making world with a #1 hit at the box office. Dicky “Dick” Glanders is his name and Gristly Nights is his hot...
January 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Charges have been filed against a famous French chef while he was teaching a cooking master class to some of the finest chefs in the Fargo-Moorhead area. French chef Jean-Claude Sorbonne has been charged with...
January 3rd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Hollywood, CA – A new game show is being added to your “must-see” TV entertainment line-up and it’s called Double Jeopardy! It is part game show and part court-room drama in which twins once acquitted of a...