September 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....
September 11th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Do you ever wonder if it is all worth it? Do you ever wonder if time really exists? Do you ever wonder if you have enough insurance? Do you ever wonder if you’re developing normally? Do you ever wonder if you’re being...
September 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Gamma, Missouri – Tests labs have now proven that granite countertops produce enough gamma radiation so as to be problematic for today’s average households. Dr. Artinian Oatridge explains that slabs of granite...
September 1st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
August 30th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...
August 29th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...
August 25th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...
August 24th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...
August 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
August 19th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...
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