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FEMA Cot Ready For Hurricane Florence
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FEMA Cot Ready For Hurricane Florence

September 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....
Wandering Through Some Wonderings
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Wandering Through Some Wonderings

September 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Do you ever wonder if it is all worth it? Do you ever wonder if time really exists? Do you ever wonder if you have enough insurance? Do you ever wonder if you’re developing normally? Do you ever wonder if you’re being...
All Granite Countertops Being Recalled Due To Gamma Radiation
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All Granite Countertops Being Recalled Due To Gamma Radiation

September 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Gamma, Missouri – Tests labs have now proven that granite countertops produce enough gamma radiation so as to be problematic for today’s average households. Dr. Artinian Oatridge explains that slabs of granite...
Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall
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Shoplifter Sentenced To Twenty Years At The West Acres Mall

September 1st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...
A Brief History Of Colorado
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A Brief History Of Colorado

August 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...
Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished
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Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished

August 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...
Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot
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Woman Suing Hot Sauce For Being Too Hot

August 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...
Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress
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Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress

August 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...
Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia
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Many Now See The Catholic Church As Institutionalized Pedophilia

August 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...
Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church
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Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

August 19th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...