Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left
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Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left

December 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...
Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River
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Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River

December 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “Drastic times require drastic measures,” notes Marvin Nimmaster, president of the Red River Coast Guard Society as the City of Fargo has voted unanimously to purchase a Class-D All-Weather...
FMO’s Award-Winning List Of Things To Do During The Holiday Season
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FMO’s Award-Winning List Of Things To Do During The Holiday Season

December 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
North Pole, ND – We are very proud to present FMO’s award-winning list of fun, helpful, creative, and productive things to do during the sometimes-stressful Christmas holiday season. When the days are short and the...
Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man
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Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man

December 21st, 2016 | by Nick
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, says one Fargo man. What he means is where there’s shoe tossing, there is an unabated malevolence permeating the souls of area teens. The presence of shoes dangling from power...
Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter
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Area Man’s Unhealthy Obsession With Celebrity Revealed In Cryptic Letter

December 19th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The ever-observant FMO staff acquired an intriguing bit of loot during a recent dog walk. “What is it, boy? What do you got there? No, leave it, it’s trash.” However, it was clear that this was...
Blog: When Will Climate Change Scientists Figure It Out?
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Blog: When Will Climate Change Scientists Figure It Out?

December 17th, 2016 | by Nick
World leaders and scientists get together for climate change summits all the time. They discuss the ongoing threat of global warming and what to do about it. Tireless research findings and factual statistics are batted...
After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled
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After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled

December 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargodome, ND – Some thought the dream would just go on forever. People had already purchased tickets to Frisco, Texas to cheer on the NDSU Bison football team to win their sixth straight national championship, and that...
Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano
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Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano

December 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to the residents of a Fargo apartment, a man was found living inside their upright piano. Needless to say, the residents are “kind of freaking out” about the whole situation, say police...
An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend
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An Online Christmas Card You Can Send To A Friend

December 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
As we gather round the Christmas tree, Which was chopped and flocked for you and me, We nibble on some scones and sip Chablis, While outside it’s a dangerous one degree. All the nicely wrapped presents that we see, Are a...
Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway
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Some Useful Phrases When Travelling To Norway

December 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Oslo, Norway – It seems like everyone is travelling to Norway these days. Perhaps this is the reason why the FM Observer has been repeatedly asked to provide a quick tutorial on speaking Norwegian, which is the language of...