Editorial

Dr. Finance On Making Big Money With Garage Sales
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Dr. Finance On Making Big Money With Garage Sales

June 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As promised, Dr. Finance is back once again to help answer any financial questions that you may have. Since almost everything is somehow related to money, Dr. Finance can help with most any question that is...
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

June 12th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  It was a rainy dark night. I opened the bright bar doors.  Both had a green and red neon sign on it. I walked in and sat at the bar.  The table was sticky and smelled of stale beer.  Luckily the bar stool had a...
Friends of the site: Please read this very real, very serious announcement.
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Friends of the site: Please read this very real, very serious announcement.

June 5th, 2014 | by Nick
Early in 2012, a close friend of mine, a brilliant man, a fan of comedy and laughter by the name of Cody Marthaller, came to me with an idea. He said “Nothing bonkers ever happens in Fargo. How bout we make our own...
Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington
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Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington

April 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – A new cosmetic surgery trend is sweeping the nation’s capital. Tear duct implants, also known as “Sad Sacs”, are becoming increasingly popular among politicians whose inability to...
FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
Replace Your Insomnia With 15 Possible Side Effects
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Replace Your Insomnia With 15 Possible Side Effects

April 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Sleepy Eye, MN – Are you one of the millions of frustrated people who have trouble sleeping at night? Maybe you should consider doing what many other desperate insomniacs do. Perhaps you need to get hooked on Ambien. Most...
Johnnny’s 100th Post Retrospective
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Johnnny’s 100th Post Retrospective

March 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Since 100 is such a nice round number, I decided to use the occasion of my 100th post to take a trip down memory lane. It’s time to look back on my first 99 posts on FMObserver. All posts are listed as hyperlinks in...
Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers
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Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers

February 16th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
   Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers There’s pizza makers and then there’s Domino’s Pizza Makers.  We had time to go around town and interview local Domino’s Pizza Artists.  These are their...
Four Easy Steps To Self-Hypnotic Bliss
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Four Easy Steps To Self-Hypnotic Bliss

February 7th, 2014 | by Johnnny
San Diego, CA – Ever since the movie Office Space came out, relieving stress by using hypnosis has been gaining popularity. In our iTech world, many find it impossible to escape the 24/7 demands of their jobs. You can join...
New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog
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New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog

January 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Do you have a DOG? Is your dog SICK? Congratulations! You just might have a SICK DOG! With the recent onset of the Dog Flu, the FDA (Federal Dog Agency) has approved a new drug called SICK DOG for testing on...