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Uncle Screwball Warning Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Scary Clowns Like Him
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Uncle Screwball Warning Trick-Or-Treaters To Avoid Scary Clowns Like Him

October 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – As a public service in the name of survival safety, the infamous clown named Uncle Screwball (who is best known for freaking kids out) wants to warn parents and children to stay away from any scary-looking...
FMO Recommends Doing Some Pre-Shoveling Prior To Any Winter Storm
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FMO Recommends Doing Some Pre-Shoveling Prior To Any Winter Storm

October 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – One tip the FM Observer would like to share with our beloved readers is to get out and do some pre-shoveling prior to a winter storm. What is pre-shoveling, you may ask? Pre-shoveling is proactively doing...
Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters
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Fargo Lobster Bisque Company Goes Belly Up Due To Lack Of Local Lobsters

October 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Even before it officially opened its doors for business, the Fargo Lobster Bisque Company is officially closing its doors. Selbo Berquist is the owner of the already defunct Fargo Lobster Bisque Company who now...
Boys Joining Girl Scouts Just For The Cookies
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Boys Joining Girl Scouts Just For The Cookies

October 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – With girls now joining Boy Scouts for the challenge, boys are now joining Girl Scouts for the cookies. Pat Hades, a transexual by birth, and who now is executive director of American Scout Society, believes...
Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk
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Many Apple Pickers Who Choose To Make Apple Wine End Up Getting Quite Drunk

October 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo
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Costumes And Candy Banned For Halloween In Fargo

October 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
FMO Hiring Senior Retro-Tech Position To Service All Our Older Equipment
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FMO Hiring Senior Retro-Tech Position To Service All Our Older Equipment

October 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, in Southeastern North Dakota – The FM Observer is proud to announce that we are interested in hiring a Senior Retro-Tech to our staff of Information Technologists. Candidates must be willing to work in a...
Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels
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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

October 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
Big Bird Dead At The Age Of Seventy
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Big Bird Dead At The Age Of Seventy

October 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sesame Street, NY – The world is mourning the passing of one of its favorite large birds. Big Bird from Sesame Street died in his nest whilst surrounded by his family and close friends at the age of 70, which is like 150 in...
Unsportsmanlike Conduct Now A Federal Crime
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Unsportsmanlike Conduct Now A Federal Crime

September 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Anthem, AZ – A new federal executive order that just took effect when it was signed by President Trump now considers any form of not respecting the American Flag and the National Anthem prior to any sort of competition to...