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Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple
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Prince Look-A-Like Also Loves Purple

January 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – He looks almost exactly like Prince but his name is Piercey Asplin, who is still living, and does so in the quirky town of Moorhead. “I get people coming up to me all the time asking me for an autograph...
First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo
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First 2017 Fargo Newborn Gets A Carson Wentz Tattoo

January 1st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The first newborn baby to be born in Fargo after the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve was born to Erron and Martine Fenster of rural Fargo. The happy couple, who each have a number of tattoos, not only...
Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal
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Recently Discovered Neanderthal Man Suing For Being Called Neanderthal

December 29th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cave, Illinois – A recently discovered Neanderthal man from the Cro-Magnon era is suing anyone who has been calling him a Neanderthal man. In an effort to reduced the number of times he will be called a Neanderthal in the...
Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun
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Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

December 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...
Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government
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Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

December 26th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...
Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left
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Vikings Plane Misses Green Bay Runway Wide Left

December 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, Wisconsin – The entire Minnesota Vikings team missed the Green Bay runway wide left while attempting to land a much-needed win against the Packers. Toward the end of a very disappointing season, the Vikings team...
Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River
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Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River

December 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “Drastic times require drastic measures,” notes Marvin Nimmaster, president of the Red River Coast Guard Society as the City of Fargo has voted unanimously to purchase a Class-D All-Weather...
FMO’s Award-Winning List Of Things To Do During The Holiday Season
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FMO’s Award-Winning List Of Things To Do During The Holiday Season

December 21st, 2016 | by Johnnny
North Pole, ND – We are very proud to present FMO’s award-winning list of fun, helpful, creative, and productive things to do during the sometimes-stressful Christmas holiday season. When the days are short and the...
Blog: When Will Climate Change Scientists Figure It Out?
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Blog: When Will Climate Change Scientists Figure It Out?

December 17th, 2016 | by Nick
World leaders and scientists get together for climate change summits all the time. They discuss the ongoing threat of global warming and what to do about it. Tireless research findings and factual statistics are batted...
After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled
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After Devastating Loss, NDSU Bison Football Program To Be Cancelled

December 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargodome, ND – Some thought the dream would just go on forever. People had already purchased tickets to Frisco, Texas to cheer on the NDSU Bison football team to win their sixth straight national championship, and that...