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Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere
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Fargo’s Uber Program Offers Free One-Way Jet Rides To Anywhere

May 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement: People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to...
New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse
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New Fargo Children’s Daycare Called Spookhouse

May 12th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
Shania Twain Moving To Fargo
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Shania Twain Moving To Fargo

May 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – Shania Twain, the famous daughter of the late Mark Twain, has just announced that she will be moving to Fargo, effective September 21, 2015. The singing superstar said that after performing in Fargo...
Center For Disease Control Bans The Handshake
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Center For Disease Control Bans The Handshake

May 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Shakespeare, Alabama – In the midst of mucho bad news during the last year about the spread of diseases, the customary handshake is in danger of extinction. Governmental scientists armed with the latest governmental...
Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top
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Yellowstone Park To Soon Blow Its Top

May 1st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Yellowstone Lake, Wyoming – We think of Yellowstone National Park as 3,500 square miles of family fun and adventure. With all its amazing canyons, rivers, forests, and hot springs, it’s a favorite destination for many...
MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck
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MN Pond Scum Being Sold As Organic Herbal Muck

April 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Somewhere, Minnesota – A group of resourceful environmental herbologists with a special knack for marketing organic health products will soon be selling pond scum (Pondis Scumius Major) carefully gathered from certain...
Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism
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Baltimore Mayor A Paragon Of Political Pragmatism

April 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Baltimore, Maryland – The mayor of Baltimore will soon be given the Grace-Under-Fire Award by the National Association Of Mayors Institution (NAOMI). While Baltimore has been given the space and time to be pillaged, looted,...
National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation
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National Weatherman Walk-Out Threatens Nation

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Weatherly, Pennsylvania – Our nation now faces the threat of having no weather forecasting for the foreseeable future thanks to Meteorologist Union Of Brotherhood Workers #2127, who is threatening a strike at midnight...
New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes
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New Family Restaurant Offers All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes

April 25th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you’re super hungry for a great breakfast, go to Hotcakes! The newest family restaurant in the FM area specializes in breakfast – all day long. At ridiculously reasonable prices, they offer large...
Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action
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Wedding Tax Obama Administration’s Next Executive Action

April 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately. A 10%...