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After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama
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After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama

September 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...
Ladybug Named Insect-Of-The-Year By Entomologists
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Ladybug Named Insect-Of-The-Year By Entomologists

September 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Ladysmith, Wisconsin – The Entomological Society of America has just announced that the ladybug is the proud winner of the coveted Insect-of-the-Year Award. In very close voting, the ladybug beat out the firefly, the...
Caitlyn Jenner On New $10 ‘Hero Bill’
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Caitlyn Jenner On New $10 ‘Hero Bill’

September 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – After becoming a national hero to most Americans, the Federal Reserve has proudly announced that Caitlyn Jenner will soon be appearing on the new $10 bills. It is already being called the “Hero...
Psychic Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Psychic Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

September 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As you’ve probably seen in your crystal ball, Fargo will be hosting the next International Psychic Convention. Amateur and professional psychics from almost every corner of the globe will soon be...
Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars
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Vast Amounts Of Chocolate Discovered On Mars

September 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Chocolate Valley, Mars – As many scientists have long suspected, the planet Mars has been discovered to have large amounts of chocolate on its surface. Kudoto Kimikuku, Chief Chocolate Research Scientist for NASA says:...
New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area
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New Designated Driver ‘Party Bus’ Offers Free Rides To Bars In The Fargo Area

September 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo is now offering a new free service for those who have been drinking. It is called the Party Bus! The Party Bus will provide drinkers free rides to and from all bars in the Fargo and West Fargo area. As...
If Elected President, Trump Vows To Go Bald
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If Elected President, Trump Vows To Go Bald

September 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – While standing on top of his Trump Tower building, Donald Trump promised to a small gaggle of reporters that if elected president, he would shave the top of his own personal Trump Tower. Call it a gimmick if...
Canada Building Wall To Keep Out Mericans And Mexicans
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Canada Building Wall To Keep Out Mericans And Mexicans

September 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Ottawa, Ontario – While the United States continues its never-ending debate about building a wall on its southern border, Canada is actually beginning to build a wall on its southern border. Another northwestern wall is...
Lutheran Social Services Promises To Increase The Number Of Refugees Coming Into Fargo
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Lutheran Social Services Promises To Increase The Number Of Refugees Coming Into Fargo

September 4th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Due to popular demand and overwhelming community support, Lutheran Social Services of North Dakota is vowing to dramatically increase the number of refugees being brought into our region. Many agree that since...
President Changes Names Of Rocky Mountains, Alabama, And Hawaii
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President Changes Names Of Rocky Mountains, Alabama, And Hawaii

September 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – After flying to Alaska to change the name of Mount McKinley to Denali (meaning “to get high”), President Obama flew to Denver to officially rename the Rocky Mountains. By executive order, the new...