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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On
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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On

October 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...
Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)
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Johnnny’s Seventh Retrospective (Posts 600-700)

October 11th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Since 700 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 700th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back on Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?
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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?

October 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
What To Do After Receiving A Presidential Alert Message
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What To Do After Receiving A Presidential Alert Message

October 3rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Yourtown, America – If you’re wondering what to do immediately after receiving a Presidential Alert on your smartphone from the National Wireless Emergency Alert System, simply follow these simple steps which were...
An Exclusive FMO Interview With Walt Whitman
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An Exclusive FMO Interview With Walt Whitman

September 27th, 2018 | by Johnnny
A conversation with Walt Whitman (1819-1892) FMO: How do you feel about having an image of yourself on a postage stamp? Walt Whitman: If you done it, it ain’t bragging. FMO: Many consider you one of America’s great...
Wanting To Collect And Store Everything In Cardboard Boxes Is A Sign Of Superior Intelligence
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Wanting To Collect And Store Everything In Cardboard Boxes Is A Sign Of Superior Intelligence

September 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brainerd, MN – Recent scientific studies show that people who are wanting to collect cardboard boxes in order to store all their belongings in such an organized fashion is a sign of a much higher intellect. Dr. Debra...
The New Aaron Rodgers $10 Bills Are Very Popular In Wisconsin
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The New Aaron Rodgers $10 Bills Are Very Popular In Wisconsin

September 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, Wisconsin – Folks in the cheese state are snapping up the new $10 federal reserve notes like chiclets. After quarterback Aaron Rodgers signed his new mega-million dollar contract which runs thru 2023, the U.S....
Dear Dr. Finance: Is This A Good Time To Buy Gold?
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Dear Dr. Finance: Is This A Good Time To Buy Gold?

September 18th, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We recently received a question for our very own Dr. Finance from a Mr. Don Salberg. Mr. Salberg writes: Dear Dr. Finance, Is this a good time to buy gold? Dear Don: Yes it is! As the chief financial...
Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building
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Grade School Goes Into Emergency Lockdown When Catholic Priest Tries To Enter The Building

September 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Devils Elbow, Missouri – After seeing a Catholic priest trying to gain access to their grade school, St. Peter Elementary School went into full emergency lock-down to protect the children inside. In the wake of The...
FEMA Cot Ready For Hurricane Florence
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FEMA Cot Ready For Hurricane Florence

September 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....