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Burp McGuire Explains The Difference Between A Horse, Donkey, Mule, And Jackass
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Burp McGuire Explains The Difference Between A Horse, Donkey, Mule, And Jackass

July 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our very own Burp McGuire answers a good question from one of our faithful readers. Tammy LaConk asks: Dear Burp, what is the difference between a horse, a donkey, a mule, a jackass and a zebra? Burp: Dear...
Fargo Getting Positive Response From Students About Year-Round Schooling
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Fargo Getting Positive Response From Students About Year-Round Schooling

July 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Gone are the good old days of School’s Out For Summer! Students of all ages in the Fargo school system will soon have the pleasure of year-round schooling. School Board members are patting themselves on...
Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive
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Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive

July 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)
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Clown Parade Coming To Downtown Fargo :o)

July 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Downtown Fargo will soon be invaded by thousands of clowns from across the country. Many clowns will be descending on Clowntown Fargo because it’s the next site of the annual national Clown Parade. Despite...
Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape
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Tree Toppled By Storm’s Strong Winds Damages Home Which Owner Fixes Using Only Duct Tape

July 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The home of Dr. Devito Petalcu was heavily damaged this past weekend when a hurricane-force gust knocked down a very large tree onto his family’s house. Not wanting to wait for help to arrive, the Petalcu...
Women Moving To Venus And Leaving Men Behind
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Women Moving To Venus And Leaving Men Behind

July 1st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Venus, FL – With men mostly in charge of things here on Earth, and with the general state of affairs going from bad to worse, women are banding together to head out to their very own beautiful planet: Venus! Earth women are...
Johnnny’s Eighth Retrospective (Posts 700-800)
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Johnnny’s Eighth Retrospective (Posts 700-800)

June 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Since 800 is such a nice round number, it was decided to use the occasion of my 800th post to take a trip back down memory lane. So, it’s time once again to look back at Johnnny’s last 100 posts on your FM Observer....
FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!
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FMO’s Insurance Desk Now Offering Weekend Insurance!

June 22nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Eastern West Fargo, Southeastern North Dakota – Yes folks, you read it right! FM Observer (which shall be referred to as FMO, or The Company) has now directed our FMO Insurance Desk to offer our readers Weekend Insurance!...
Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts
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Next Fargo Air Show Promises Some Amazing Never-Seen-Before Acts

June 21st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The upcoming Fargo Air Show has somehow put together fifteen new acts and entertainment for people who think they’ve seen everything. Yo, you ain’t seen nothing like this year’s line-up of...
FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?
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FMO Asking: How Safe Do You Feel In North Fargo?

June 18th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After Fargo’s mayor firmly declared the city to be safe despite some recent fatalities just North of the downtown area, our FM Observer’s man-on-the-street went out to ask some locals living in that...