September 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
August 31st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...
August 30th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...
August 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
August 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
August 22nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Eastern West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has unanimously voted to sponsor another poetry contest! Simply gmail us a rhyming poem you’ve written, preferably about your self. Based on the quantity and quality of...
August 20th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Do you have a daily problem with your dog or a neighbor’s dog barking too much? Well, they finally have made a robot that does something worthwhile! The new Bark-bot model X300 is specifically...
August 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – You may have seen him walking in and around the greater Fargo-Moorhead area while frequenting some of his favorite spots such as the library, the planetarium, and Italian restaurants. His name is Davin...
August 15th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Golfball, USA – During a recent golf tournament, players and fans were stunned when hail the size of watermelons began to pound the entire golf course area. Some people were hit by the melon balls while others hid under...
August 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
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