August 15th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Golfball, USA – During a recent golf tournament, players and fans were stunned when hail the size of watermelons began to pound the entire golf course area. Some people were hit by the melon balls while others hid under...
August 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
August 5th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – In an effort to attract and keep new members, the Church Of Bountiful Grace is offering each member a full bottle of wine along with a full loaf of bread at every communion service. Pastor Loften Wibeto...
July 31st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
July 29th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – A tourist who wishes to remain totally anonymous was chased for a mile by an angry prairie dog, who “scared the heck out of me,” after the man apparently got too close to the prairie dog during...
July 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – To provide more space for special events in the Fargo area, Hades House is planning on opening its doors after a massive amount of much-needed work is done. Owner/manager York Glockenstein sees Hades House as a...
July 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Chinatown, CA – This week we tip our hats to Confucius, the inventor of Ping Pong, and also the sayer of many famously famous smart sayings. After much heated debate, here is your FM Observer’s Top Ten Famous...
July 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Are you looking for something fun, new, and different to do this weekend? Would you like to be where the happening action is at? Well, once again you’ve come to the right place! Based on our latest...
July 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Las Vegas, NV – King Poladian Cordeiro of Cyprus has announced a conditional offering of very large sums of money for two lucky counties in the Red River Valley of the North. King Cordeiro of Cyprus is offering Cass County...
July 21st, 2019 | by
Johnnny Are you wanting to jazz up your diet? Do you need more energy to charge your batteries? Would you like to consume more soup? Dr. Audie Porta-Visco who specializes in radioactive foods suggests that you make some radioactive...
