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Johnnny Fargo, ND – Some home owners in South Fargo have recently been reporting having had their homes broken into, but nothing was stolen. In each and every similar instance, these home break-ins resulted in re-arranged...
May 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new dog school now teaches young dogs how to read and understand English as a first or second language. Scientific studies have proven that graduates of this Dog School in Fargo can comprehend English spoken...
May 17th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – What started out as just a joking comment during some weekend beers in a garage has now turned into an official chartered bus that will be bringing a full busload of people from Fargo, North Dakota to attend the...
May 15th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – You can imagine the surprised shock when one of Fargo’s larger nursing homes told all of its residents that they each must run the full Fargo Marathon. “Well, it just doesn’t make any sense!...
May 14th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A somewhat controversial decision by the Fargo Park Authority is raising a few eyebrows. Funding has recently been granted to create a so–called Perv Park. This would be an area explicitly for local pervs...
May 10th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind? Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head? The FM Observer is proud...
May 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny South Pole, Antarctica – History has once again been made as the southern-most continent has elected its first penguin president. Skipper Kowalski along with his wife Frieda will be moving into the presidential ice palace...
May 8th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Hawaii, HI – Governmental leaders are trying to remind residents and visitors on Hawaii’s Big Island that hot lava is nothing with which to play around. “Even though it looks so mesmerizingly beautiful, please...
May 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
May 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
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