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Professional Bowler Stuns Crowd During Regional Championship Tournament

Fargo, ND – While professional bowler Norm Duke Jr. was competing in the Midwest Regional bowling tournament at The Bowler in Fargo, an unfortunate mishap ruined what looked to be a near-perfect game. Perhaps because of...

Use Decorative Duct Tape To Help Your Partner Stop Snoring During The Holidays

Duck, NC – Are you looking for a smart solution to your partner’s snoring problem? Have all your other feeble attempts to get a good night sleep failed? Our very own Dr. Willy Nilly suggests using something that you...

Sponge Pudding Shortage Threatens Some Local Family Traditions

Fargo, ND – If you’re having a hard time trying to find some Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding for Christmas, you are not alone. Many families in the Fargo area share the same holiday tradition of eating Spotted Dick...

Fargo Family Denied Permission To Adopt Hammerhead Shark

Fargo, ND – In an unusual story, a Fargo family who was planning on adopting a live hammerhead shark has been denied permission to do so. Because they strongly believe that this particular full-size hammerhead shark is the...

Fargo Man Won’t Confirm Nor Deny That He’s Running For President

Fargo, ND – At this time, Fargo native Rinfret Pounders will neither confirm or deny that he is planning on running for president of the United States in the next presidential election. Speculation surrounding the...

Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...

Try This FMO Family Tradition Whilst Enjoying Your Thanksgiving Day Togetherness

Fargo, ND – On this blessed day of Thanksgiving, the FM Observer family would like to share a very old tradition that has been passed down to us from our four-fathers and four-mothers, and from theirs before them. Whilst...

Things North Dakotans Have To Be Thankful For

West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...

NFL Pickem Calculator Is Amazingly Accurate

Pick City, ND – If you’re in an NFL pickem league and want a leg up on your fellow pickem pickers, the new Ronco Pickem Calculator is for you! Simply pick it up, turn it on, enter a few basic parameters about any...

Hip Downtown Fargo Condos With Sheek New ‘Dilapidated’ Exterior Now For Sale

Fargo, ND – If you’re looking for a cool, new flat in happening Downtown Fargo that’s super hip and trendy, the new high-end condos by Dilapidated Design are hopefully going to sell very quickly. “Even...