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Local Couple’s Painting Worth A Half Million Destroyed By Distracted Driver

West Fargo, ND – A local couple was delightfully delighted to find out that their rummage sale painting was worth a lot of money. Pipaluk Enoksen and his lovely wife Ivalu had brought their painting of a hummingbird to the...

FM Observer Is Upping Our Volume And Encouraging Our Readers To Up Yours

Fargone, ND – Our very own Dr. Lout Vue-Hemp will be mentoring a master workshop on how to up the volume of your life. Dr. Lout Vue-Hemp is highly respected in many regions of our region for being the most respected expert...

New ND Governor’s Mansion Mistaken For Highway Rest Area By Many Travelers

Bizmark, ND – Whether planned or unplanned is not certain at this juncture, but North Dakota’s new Governor’s Mansion looks like a highway rest area to many driving by. Many a weary traveler going across the...

Emergency Counselors Now Available For Problematic Family Situations

Moorhead, MN – Summer means fun and family getogethers which can also lead to domestic disharmonies. A new governMental agency called Family Emergency Counseling Extra Services (or FECES) is now here to help with an...

Cooking Corner: How To Cook A Caged Pigeon

Fargone, ND – Today in our Cooking Corner, we are interviewing Mr. Ped Gascoigne, who is opening a new restaurant in Downtown Fargo called The Squab House. Since Mr. Gascoigne specializes in roasting caged pigeons,...

Bad Red Panda Gets Solitary Confinement After Escaping From The Red River Zoo

Fargone, ND – After a bad Red Panda named Sheffield escaped from the Red River Zoo, the head warden for the zoo felt he needed to send a very strong message to all of the rest of the zoo inmates. For escaping from the zoo,...

Group Of Fargo Wives Puts Their Husbands Out On Boulevard For Clean-Up Week

North Fargo, ND – Clean-up crews were quite surprised to see what had been put out by the curb in one North Fargo neighborhood. Apparently, ten wives had gotten together and decided to put their ten retired husbands out to...

Baby Sussex, The Future King Of England, Shall Be Called Jughead (Forsythe Pendleton Jones Of Windsor Castle)

Windsor Castle, England – The High Duke and High Duchess Of Sussex finally announced the official name of their young bundle of joy: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle, but for...

Entire Family Goes Missing After Husband Dreams They Were All Kidnapped

Fargo, ND – In a case that might never be solved, an entire family has gone missing after the patriarch had a dream that his family had been kidnapped. Mr. Damian Flipp-Dyke, who reportedly reported the dream by calling...

Kentucky Derby To Be Re-Raced For First Time In Its History

Louisville, KY – For the first time ever in its 145 year history, the Kentucky Derby will be re-run. This unprecedented re-running of the Race For The Roses is due to a very controversial finish which resulted in the second...